Sneak the Troops Home - Leverage the Stupidity

Not much to it. Every willing overseas trooper confesses to the murder of Jon Benet Ramsey and gets a free ride to California in Business class with plenty of media coverage of their drinking habits!

In California we'll spirit them away from the courthouse and underground-railroad them home where they belong. Bush won't stop 'em, he's desperate for a way out. Americans will disappear from Iraq more mysteriously than the WMD's.

My apology to those in Iraq and their families who may be reading this flippant suggestion. I need some relief from the timetable the idiot in chief imposed, we won't withdraw while he's in office, destroying the hope many had in his words that we'd stand down as the Iraqui stand up. And the utter waste of time spending any effort on the ten year stale Colorado homicide. I have to vent and ridiculing the media and the administration helps. One silver lining, if Bush is impeached soon, we can withdraw before inauguration day 2009.

•  I can't recommend

  as a diary what is really just a comment.

  But you did give me a good, out-loud laugh. Thanks.

  by Smallbottle on Tue Aug 22, 2006 at 08:40:39 PM PDT

•  they are sneaking them home in Coffins

  by dale peters on Tue Aug 22, 2006 at 08:59:51 PM PDT