People powered politics is a phrase heard over and over again on this God forsaken site. Quite frankly, I'm tired of it. It's no good at all. What I would like to see, instead, is some hink powered politics. Dammit! I want favors and I want them now and I'm damned well willing to use hink power to get them.
The fact is, I have a lot of things I could use government help on. I need money, plain and simple. What I would like to do is invest a fraction of that money in a politician to get the enormous sums of money I want. Is that too much to ask?
Follow me?
I also want to save money, but you
damned kids are getting in my way. How dare you go this "people power" route when you know you'll get
nothing out of it? I mean what do you possibly have to gain? Where's the profit in profit maximization? Do you realize what you're doing?
Your "activism" has put a particularly wicked strain on my plans. Perhaps you've foiled them already with your crazy ideas of a "government for the people." Whatever happened to the government for my profit?
Let's put it this way, you're making it more expensive and perhaps not even worth it to buy off politicians. My plans were simple, too. I wanted to get rid of what I owed the IRS, pay off my student loans and get really fat contracts for my humble advertising business from the government. I can't do that now. Thanks a lot do gooders!
Now it's all, "what would the Kos community think?" or, "what do I tell my constituents?" Bullshit! I donated money and I want a return on my investment. Why should I be any different than GE?
For the life of me, I can't figure out why you guys are so interested in everybody's well being and not just mine or yours, or for Exxon's. Where's your compassion?
Dammit! If I had more money, I could create jobs. Good job. Then I could send those jobs overseas and create even more jobs. Government for my benefit is good for the economy. People powered government is only good for the people. It's crazy.
I ask you all to stop this "movement" right this instant and allow me to line my pockets with good, hard-earned taxpayer money. That's the only way we'll get this economy back on track.
Thanks for your time.
hink