Liebermany Snicket's: A Series of Unfortunate Events

The movie you are about to watch is extremely unpleasant.

In this story not only is there no happy ending, there is no happy beginning, and very few happy things in the middle.

This is because not very many happy things happened in the lives of the Connecticut voters when Count Josef was presiding over them.

Widely regarded as one of the most prominent politicians of his generation, Count Josef was a very hands-on guardian to the Connecticut voters. He repeatedly whisked them to safety, and was dedicated to making sure their inheritance was put to good use.

You see the Connecticut voters hoped for a Democrat when voting Count Josef into office. But by all accounts who showed up was Jofano, an assistant to troubling Republicans. Jofano was intent on kissing Republican ass, right after a thorough cavity search of the Connecticut voters.

One would have thought that would have been the end of Count Josef. The Connecticut voters surely saw through the ploy of Jofano's. But undetered Count Josef showed up again. This time, Capt. Jo, was intent to assuage voter's fear, even though his plan turned towards preemptive military action in a terrorist filled post-9/11 time.

Fortunately, our story does have a happy ending. Though not one for Count Josef, Jofano or Capt. Jo. You see Count Josef found out he had a primary challenger who defeated Count Josef. Unfortunately for Count Josef, he has used up all of his ruses in trying to disguise himself from the Connecticut voters. This has left Count Josef screaming for his political life on the proverbial traintracks of democracy.

[Sorry for repost, old diary from a month ago with revision, enjoy!]

•  Mojo or donutholes?

  Photoshopped a month ago and diaried late night. Repost warranted by Lamont Victory!

  by House on Wed Aug 09, 2006 at 09:25:05 AM PDT

•  That last image

  ... is one of the creepiest things I have ever seen.  Cheers!

  by bustacap on Wed Aug 09, 2006 at 09:26:37 AM PDT