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College Republicans Plan "Catch An Illegal Immigrant Day"

Tue Sep 12, 2006 at 03:51:00 PM PDT

"Be veeewwwy quiet! We'ew hunting iwweego immigwants!"

That line might be funny if it weren't so sadly close to the truth, as reported by student Andrew Grossman in U of Michigan's Michigan Daily:

It's still early in the election season, but the College Republicans and College Democrats have already launched campaigns to seduce your vote in November.

...Morgan Wilkins, the intern hired by the Republican National Committee to win the hearts and minds of Michigan 20-somethings, is planning events that some may find odd. To others, they may be offensive.

One such idea is "Catch an Illegal Immigrant Day," in which a volunteer would play the part of an illegal immigrant and hide somewhere on campus while others try to find him. The winner would receive a prize.

Not content only to stage competitive pseudo-stalking of migrant workers among the leafy environs of Michigan's campus, the RNC's hired intern Wilkins is also mulling another festive sport to draw the allegiance of young campus voters:

Her other ideas include an event called "Fun with Guns," in which young Republicans would use a BB gun or paintball gun to shoot cardboard cut-outs of Democratic leaders such as Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-N.Y.) and Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass.)

Obviously schooled in the ways of the GOP's 'Big Tent' strategy, Wilkins apparently hopes to appeal to nascent NRA types in the student demographic, as well as potential Republican voters from the Future Assassins of America. Alarmed liberals can perhaps take comfort in the fact that, so far, gun barrels will only be aimed at hollow, two-dimensional figures--although in a cruel twist of irony, that might make Joe Lieberman a target.

As excitingly innovative as these base-boosting tactics may be, U-M's College Republicans unfortunately can't take credit for launching them. In fact, the "Catch an Illegal Immigrant Day" brand was test-marketed on a number of college campuses last spring, including Pennsylvania State University:

On March 16, 2006 at approximately 11:00am members of the PSU Latino Caucus stumbled across flyers publicizing a program--"Catch an Illegal Immigrant Day", which was supposed to be put on later that day by the PSU College Republicans.

After confronting the PSU College Republicans, members of the PSU Latino Caucus were successful at postponing the program, until its' purpose could be clarified. In conversations between the two organizations, it was made clear that the premise of this game was to "capture" individuals wearing orange t-shirts reading "illegal immigrant". The reward for capturing the "illegal immigrant" was a candy bar. It was then that the PSU Latino Caucus demanded that the College Republicans did not continue on with their event. The PSU College Republicans refused. The event is still scheduled to take place during the week of the 18 th in April--now, with superficial changes.

Even so, Pennsylvania's College Republicans shouldn't claim first rights to the concept; an earlier demonstration of the right wing's courageous 'free speech' movement took place on a campus in, of all places, Texas:

Some University of North Texas students called for an end to racism and hate speech at a rally Wednesday, and condemned the campus' Young Conservatives of Texas chapter for last week's "Catch an Illegal Immigrant Day."...

Last Wednesday, members of the Young Conservatives held a demonstration on campus in which some members wore orange shirts that read "Illegal Immigrant" on the front and "Catch me if U can" on the back. Passers-by could check in at the group's table, receive a badge and go find the "illegal immigrants." Captures were rewarded with 100 Grand candy bars. The Young Conservatives also handed out literature it says accurately outlines problems with illegal immigration, though many Latino students said it was false and "misinformation."

Young Conservatives President Chris Brown said his organization's political demonstration was neither racist nor hateful and was only meant to educate students about illegal immigration.

"I wouldn't change anything about what happened that day," Brown said. "I think it worked out well."

Will it also "work out well" for U-M's College Republicans? Let's keep an eye on that front and find out. The state of Michigan already boasts a hugely popular autumn hunting season. Let's hope this 'sport' doesn't gain more advocates. UPDATE:Raw Story has just reported that Howard Dean has slammed the RNC-funded "Fun with Guns" event at U-M, in a withering letter sent to RNC chairman Ken Mehlman:

Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean wrote Republican National Committee Chairman Ken Mehlman today "calling on him to stop RNC-funded campaign activities that promote discrimination and endorse violence against political opponents," according to a DNC press release received by RAW STORY. Dean's letter was written in response to an article published in the Michigan Daily about an "intern hired by the Republican National Committee to win the hearts and minds of Michigan 20-somethings" at the University of Michigan.
From Dean's letter:
Ken Mehlman, Chairman Republican National Committee 310 First Street, SE Washington, D.C. 20003 September 12, 2006 Dear Ken, A troubling article today reported that a Republican National Committee-hired intern is planning events that can only be described as divisive, potentially dangerous, and discriminatory to promote the Republican Party's agenda at the University of Michigan. Promoting "Catch an Illegal Immigrant Day," which has been used by the Republican Party in other states including Pennsylvania and Texas, is not only offensive, it promotes discrimination for political gain. And an event titled "Fun with Guns" that encourages young Republicans to shoot cardboard cut-outs of Democratic leaders further promotes intolerance and violence. These un-American activities cannot go unchallenged.

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  •  How about Catch a Legacy Scholarship Kid (10+ / 0-)

    You know, the Affirmative Action the GOP loves.

    "Cynicism is a sorry kind of wisdom" - Barack Obama

    by pacified on Tue Sep 12, 2006 at 03:39:53 PM PDT

  •  They pulled this crap a while ago too (0+ / 0-)

  •  next (5+ / 0-)

    they will wear black-face and play " Catch Me a Colored Person"

    Jesus Christ...these CHILDREN are disgusting. And they soon will spawn more just like them.

    Politics is like driving...if you want to go backwards, choose R. If you want to move forward, choose D.

    by fireflynw on Tue Sep 12, 2006 at 03:45:33 PM PDT

  •  This is the same tired, sensationalist crap (0+ / 0-)

    that college republicans who are desparate to be "clever" have been doing for decades. I got to view its birth up close and personal in the early 80's with the rise of the Dartmouth Review (which has given us such enlighted thinkers as Laura Ingraham and Dinesh D'Souza among others).

    They do this to grab headlines. If we ignore them, they become irrelevant. At best, it becomes a stunt that gets them a job on capital hill after graduation.

    "Imagination is more important than knowledge" - Albert Einstein

    by Citizen Earth on Tue Sep 12, 2006 at 03:47:15 PM PDT

    •  Yes and no. (2+ / 0-)

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      Not so sure ignoring these kinds of stunts is appropriate in every case, including this one. Though concievably a few notches up on the racist spectrum, would "Catch a runaway slave" be better off ignored?

      Maybe there are better ways to insure GOP irrelevancy than turning our backs on insidious attempts to cloak bigotry in the guise of acceptable speech.

    •  Waitaminute: Bullshit. (0+ / 0-)

      Here's a public service announcment based on your advice:

                     Racism--Just ignore it!

      •  No, racism is pervasive and ought to be attacked (0+ / 0-)

        head on.

        However, these college idiots are not interested in a serious discussion about immigration or overt/subvert racism. Based upon my direct experience with these types of kids, they are just a few media-hungry clowns trying to grab headlines through some juvenile stunts, which is different. They can be ignored because they are so absurd, and they will go away without that exposure.

        And for whatever it is worth, if you and I were conducting this discussion face-to-face and you replied to me with that same in-your-face rude "bullshit" you typed, I'd have just turned and walked away - but not before seriously restraining myself from beating the crap out of you. There's no need to be anything less than civil and polite in virtually any circumstance. So endeth the lesson.

        "Imagination is more important than knowledge" - Albert Einstein

        by Citizen Earth on Wed Sep 13, 2006 at 10:22:14 AM PDT

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        •  Oooh! Citizen Earth wants to beat me up! (0+ / 0-)

          Grow up.This ain't tea-and-crumpets around here, if you haven't noticed. Getting slammed for stupidly accomodating GOP race-baiting tactics is one of the hazards of this realm, so get used to it. I can assure you I won't be the last one to call you on your--yes, you heard me right, bullshit--should you attempt to foist it here again.

          As for needing to restrain yourself from kicking my ass in a hypothetical face-to-face? You've clearly revealed two things about yourself there: one, you're far too thin-skinned to take your lumps in this often rough-and-tumble arena of debate; and two, your need to supress violent reactions when your half-assed assumptions are challenged indicates a distinct lack of civility under your supposedly civil surface.

          You're trying, inexcusably, to minimize the impact of wholly indefensible GOP race-baiting on college campuses--a grotesque RNC base-boosting tactic which, if you'd read the diary update, you'd see has just earned the righteous wrath of Howard Dean, DNC chairman--wrath which in turn forced the RNC to immediately distance itself from the repugnant stunts it just got caught perpetrating. Howard Dean has eyes AND balls: which is more than I can say for those who advocate "ignoring" the plans of College Republicans to stage de facto manhunts of illegal immigrants at American universities.

          THAT's how racism is fought: not by the cowardly accomodating of it people like you urge, but by confronting it head-on and exposing it for the filth it is; filth which in this case has already been perpetrated for months on campuses across the nation, in the public eye, and under the scope of the media.

          Racism doesn't just go away, and it isn't "a few media-hungry clowns" pushing it: its an entire array of College Republican groups nation-wide, backed by the GOP itself.

          If you're so certain of your position, why don't you "advise" the Democratic leadership to just back off on race-baiting?

          Your views on this issue belong in the dustbin with the rest of the GOP's cancerous, warped ideology.

          There IS a reason to be less than civil and polite in response to your indefensible and blinkered denial of these malignant GOP-supported kiddie Rethuglican stunts.

          Here endeth your lesson, Mr. Earth.

          •  Sorry, when you learn to debate, get back to me. (0+ / 0-)

            Difference of opinion is just that. That we disagree shouldn't be cause to insult and hurl invectives. Why should one have to have a thick skin when civil discussion and exchange will effect a better result?

            I'm glad you and Howard Dean agree on how to deal with these clowns. What you've said still does nothing to convince me that it is more effective than ignoring them. As I mentioned in my original post, my feelings are based on my personal experience.

            Judging by your enthusiastic swagger, I'm guessing you're still pretty young. At least I hope so, because then you can chalk up your demeanor to youth. If not, you're just rude.

            A problem I find with blogs and the cyber world in general is that the anonymity and lack of physical presence inherent in a virtual environment give many like you the cover and confidence you need to behave poorly. Would you really talk and act this way if we were standing next to each other at a friend's house? I doubt it.

            If you disagree with someone, come at them with ideas, not invectives. Passionate, sure. Insulting, why?

            No need to reply.

            "Imagination is more important than knowledge" - Albert Einstein

            by Citizen Earth on Wed Sep 13, 2006 at 04:32:00 PM PDT

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            •  Its hard to debate with the deaf. (0+ / 0-)

              Would you really talk and act this way if we were standing next to each other at a friend's house? I doubt it.

              Yes! I would behave the same way if you were openly pooh-poohing race-baiting by College Republicans in front of me in the year 2006. Though its unlikely I'd do that at a friend's house, as I suspect that you and I probably wouldn't have mutual friends.

              A problem I find with blogs and the cyber world in general is that the anonymity and lack of physical presence inherent in a virtual environment give many like you the cover and confidence you need to behave poorly.

              If you read the comments I've made on earlier threads from my own diaries, you'll find ample instances of civil discourse. Those moments when I don't engage in civility are when I encounter disengenuous, accomodationist attitudes toward social evils like racism from their subtle apologists like you; evils which in my book don't deserve to be legitimized by what you regard as "civil discourse".

              If you disagree with someone, come at them with ideas, not invectives.

              Ok, how about this?

              Yes and no. (2+ / 0-)

              Not so sure ignoring these kinds of stunts is appropriate in every case, including this one. Though concievably a few notches up on the racist spectrum, would "Catch a runaway slave" be better off ignored?

              Maybe there are better ways to insure GOP irrelevancy than turning our backs on insidious attempts to cloak bigotry in the guise of acceptable speech.

              by raindrew on Tue Sep 12, 2006 at 03:51:59 PM PDT

              Where was your "civil response" to that reply, CE? The last time I checked, most of enlightened society had rejected insidious forms of racist thought and speech for inclusion among topics of legitimate debate.

              The fact that you obviously fail to understand the heinously destructive nature of the tactics under discussion hints at attitudes more akin to 19th century, as opposed to modern, thought and discourse.

              And that's what I'm calling you out on. Sorry, but there is no polite way to expose your thinly disguised acquiescence to the inarguably repugnant racism of those referenced in this diary.

  •  Um.... (11+ / 0-)

    Fact is, everyone knows where the real illegal immigrants are: they are working for businesses that these kids' parents work for, or for businesses these kids' parents hire.  

    Bush doesn't want to catch illegals any more than these kids do.  What they want to do is keep them here and pay them peanuts.

    To make the game work, the "illegal" would be actually paid to clean up the Diag, in plain sight, and paid under the table at half minimum wage.  Now THAT'S the republican immigration policy.

    Offshore Oil/NatGas is our Strategic Reserve. Save it for when the rest of the world runs out.

    by Inland on Tue Sep 12, 2006 at 03:47:40 PM PDT

  •  Should be a good run-up to (2+ / 0-)

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    their blackface minstrel show.

  •  This is coming up soon, right? (3+ / 0-)

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    When is "Catch an employer of illegal aliens and make him pay a big fine, do some jail time and pay damages to US citizens and legal immigrants who applied and didn't get hired" day?

  •  didn't these guys also do Affirmative Action (0+ / 0-)

    cupcake sales or something around 4 years ago?

    "Our country right or wrong. When right, to be kept right; when wrong, to be put right" - Carl Schurz

    by RBH on Tue Sep 12, 2006 at 03:48:21 PM PDT

  •  How about they play ... (3+ / 0-)

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    ...Catch a Corrupt Profiteer Day?

    All participants write their bank account numbers and PINs on a slip of paper. The slips are placed in a hat and passed into a closet where 10 disguised volunteers each draws out a number. The volunteers then get 24 hours to use these numbers however they wishe. The winner is the first person to discover which volunteer transferred all his cash to the Caymans.

    Money transferred by the other nine volunteers is donated to charity.

    I am an anti-imperialist. I am opposed to having the eagle put its talons on any other land. -- Mark Twain

    by Meteor Blades on Tue Sep 12, 2006 at 03:55:53 PM PDT

  •  So technically, does that mean (11+ / 0-)

    any member of the Native American Student Association can catch any anglo or other people of European descent through out the day?

    This reminds me when the Young Conservatives at U of Texas got uppity with me, so we set up a table. When they gave you Bible for signing upm we gave you a porn magazine for the Bible, and only got into trouble when the Young Conservatives realized we were selling them back their own Bibles to pay for the porn magazines everyday.

    That was priceless. Especially for this Lutheran.

    The best thing any college student could do, would be to dress up like American Indians, tastefully please, and proceed to try and arrest every white man they saw. That would leave a lasting image.

    Your Candidate/Hitler 2008

    by pinche tejano on Tue Sep 12, 2006 at 04:00:09 PM PDT

  •  Wonder why they don't go after (5+ / 0-)

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    the real thing - like maybe the guy who has been keeping their parents' yard clean and the house painted  for the last ten years.

    Better beans and bacon in peace than cakes and ale in fear... Aesop

    by mr crabby on Tue Sep 12, 2006 at 04:02:00 PM PDT

  •  "You hear something?" W says... (0+ / 0-)

    I think a great SNL skit would be to have W giving the SOTU speech, and have him jerk his head to the left and quickly say, "What was that?"  then to have him jerk his head to the right and say, "You see sumthin?"  Then, to start speaking again and when everything goes back to normal to have him point way off to the back and when all are looking to the back, to pan back to W pitching a stone way out to the right, and when it hits, have him yell out, "Get down, I thought I heard something."  "Damn terrorists, even sneakin into our speeches now.  Shut up, I'll protect you."

    Ahh, my warped mind.  

    The November 2008 Tsudemi Approacheth!

    by Public Servant on Tue Sep 12, 2006 at 04:05:18 PM PDT

  •  What, no lynch a nigger day? (3+ / 0-)

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    Or date-rape the slut day? Or burn an atheist at the stake day? Maybe kick the shit out of the fag day or turn over the Jews in your attic or we'll machine gun your family day?

    If they want the base to turn out, they need to learn how to throw the red meat, not this watered down tofu shit.

    I'd suggest some kind of matching outfit so they can recognize each other and maybe a salute. Symbols work well too...

    -6.00, -7.03
    Obama '08

    by johnsonwax on Tue Sep 12, 2006 at 04:13:17 PM PDT

  •  what do you win? (1+ / 0-)

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    a date with Lou Dobbs?

    Rome wasn't burnt in a day.

    by Miss Devore on Tue Sep 12, 2006 at 05:24:57 PM PDT

  •  What I'd like to see is 'Catch the illegal (1+ / 0-)

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    employer day' or 'catch the illegal wire tapper day' or 'catch the illegal torturer day' or 'catch the illegal briber day' or... you get the idea.

    What is so bad about getting college kids all wound up to smite preceived evil, is that it is vigilante 'justice'. It also offers a training ground for future political operatives - I'm thinking of how some of Nixon's group came out of the 'ratfuckers' at USC that perverted student elections. What is so alluring about this vigilante action is that they see something getting done - some poor person led off to jail - and there is a preception of causing action, of getting something done, of power, which is addictive.

    "You don't make peace with friends. You make it with very unsavory enemies." -Yitzhak Rabin

    by sailmaker on Tue Sep 12, 2006 at 05:52:12 PM PDT

  •  Just Do What We Did (0+ / 0-)

    To them while I was in college; have sex with their girlfriends while they're out doing Republican shit.  Works real good, and since Republicans probably outsource or sub out their sex, probably the only time their chicks will get laid.

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