In times like this, it's hard to predict exactly what will meet us at the polling place come next November. What with a large portion of the election being orchestrated by
Diebold "We Won't Rest" Election Systems, any combination of names may pop up as POTUS on those flickering touch screens.
Realizing this, we thought it prudent to work out just who was most likely to appear on the thingamagigies. After careful analysis, we have determined that the most likely choice is Alien versus George W. Bush.
Yes, Alien -- that cute adorable little slimey creature with a predilection for forced anal and oral penetration versus George W. Bush, sometime governor of Texas.
On the Issues:
Alien Platform: Fear, Mayhem, Death & Destruction.
Bush Platform: Fear, Mayhem, Death & Destruction.
So that's the match up for President of the United States. You decide!