Lock Out ABC: a How-To diary
Thu Sep 07, 2006 at 03:06:41 PM PDT
There is nothing a network wants more for its shows than eyeballs. TV is advertiser driven. In essence, TV looks to pave highways that drive you past advertiser billboards. "The medium is the message."
The Path to 9/11 appears to be so egregious to me that I have decided to eliminate ABC and all of its affiliated channels from my viewing selection. Eliminate it entirely. That's right, ABC, and its sisters will not pop up on my box even if I happen to channel surf for want of something to watch. Ever.
This how-to diary applies to those with Time-Warner cable, and specifically my former Verizon/then Adelphia service. If anyone else has the specifics on how to remove ABC from their channel selections on other cable services, i.e., Cox... please post in thread and I'll update this how-to special. If you're ready to change the channel, please flip...
I felt the need to add this threat to my angry missives to ABC and Disney as I believe it will have the greatest effect. BTW, I have already done this, and my family has accepted my argument of its necessity and we have now moved on to our other viewing options. Just like that. The kids were a little sore at losing Disney, but I've made it up to them.
First of all, you have to tell these people that there are consequences for their actions. See highacidity's list of contacts if you're ready to send another letter. I suggest FAXING in addition to emailing as the shelf life of a FAX is longer, and more annoying, than a deletable email.
With your TV on and Time-Warner remote in hand, select "Main Menu." (on my remote, this means I have to push "Guide" twice. It's arcane, I know, and that's why I'm doing this diary.
Then select "Setup."
Next select "Locks Setup"
You will be asked to enter a 4 digit PIN number.
In the next Menu, scroll down to "Channel Locks."
When you get to your ABC station, select. ABC is now Locked out. Do this also for ABC Family, ESPN, ESPN2 and the Disney Channel. And make sure you tell them.
Channel surf to see that it works. You should see a black screen. Sweet music.
"The Path to 9/11" has no advertisers, but "Lost" does, so does "Nightline," so does all their soaps, their news, so does "Sportscenter..." And trust me, it's all replaceable, you'll find something else.
Next up, I need to compile a list of the top 10 advertisers who may want to know that the ABC universe no longer exists on my cable box. Procter & Gamble is a start.
As a screenwriter myself, I fully understand the need to create "composite characters" and "synthesized scenes," however, when the DNA of the entire project resides in the right-wing hit squad, I felt the need to take extreme action.
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