Well folks, it's that time of year again. Our felonious leader is off on his latest annual jaunt to parts down under for some less-than-well deserved time to rest, relax, cut some brush, attend some hoe-downs, grab some cash, and attempt to pry the pill bottles out of Laura's cold, gnarly, Marlboro-stained fingers.
We all know he works
hard because, let's face it, presidenting is hard work! Apparently it's not enough that he's already made the record books for taking more vacation time than the star of "Weekend at Bernie's", he's going for the platinum here. I guess that the pressure cooker reality of having Jenna and The Other One for offspring gives him a mighty hankerin' to unlock the vice grips on his frontal lobes as often as he can attempt to rationalize it.
Apparently, our very own Nosferatu of D.C. will be taking some books with him to read in between whacks at the underbrush and re-filling the Jack Daniels empties that Laura-Belle left from the night before. Rumor has it that his scholarly collection will include at least one tome on the history of Polio, though why anyone in that inbred clan feels the need for a book on diseases is beyond me.
Anyway, I was wondering what kind of books he REALLY intends to bring down to Hell's White House, aside from the classic "Everybody Poops" and an assortment of pop-up favorites. Okay, and maybe "Sectret Strategies of Tic-Tac-Toe." I'm thinking he's bringing his own collection of twists on the old classics, like
Frist Family Robinson
20,000 Leagues Over My Head
and maybe
Rovy Dick.
How about you? What do YOU think the Commander-in-Bleep will be reading over his extended stay in Joan Crawford, Texas while not planning strategic attacks on the underbrush???