Not only do rakish, ill-turned children fool around in the locker rooms, the birds and the bees do too...?
How dare nature transgress itself?!?
...that means all men are homosexuals. I'm not a homosexual. Once, some Cossacks whistled at me. I happen to have the kind of body that excites both persuasions. -- Woody Allen.
Don't worry righteous brethren, this news, similar to climate change and the ozone hole, is surely a conspiracy of science hijacked. The homosexual agenda has reeled in no less than a Norwegian museum and the Times of London in their effort to undermine Western civilization/themselves(?):
"Many social animals have complex social systems where individuals seek out allies for help and protection. Sex is an important way of strengthening the alliance, also between animals of the same sex."
That needs to be singled out. The evolutionary development of sex has given much of the world, mammal, dolphin, creeping thing and fowl, an activity more socially functional than reproductive. While this seems extremely redundant, to all of us, there are many Americans who nontheless keep multiple pets, watch them hump each other, and forget that they're not doing in missionary style, heterosexually or even practicing the rhythm method... they're getting, well, "freaky", as a means for hedonism or establishing relationships (dominance/submission).
Some animals only reproduce (egg laying/fertilization or mammalian coitus) once in their lives, but are still sexual for the remaining majority. Animals are not simply "gay" or "straight", although some are homosexual and sometimes there is almost no homosexuality in other species, but this is not about a question of gender:
'...In some animals, the whole species is bisexual, and homosexual relationships are prerequisite for joining a pack, making heterosexuality a disadvantage.' As with humans, the homosexual partnerships of some animals are often for life, not fleeting dalliances. Male flamingoes, swans and other birds will sometimes have one-night stands with females to produce eggs, then chase off the mother and rear the offspring with another male
Some of you may be saying this information has been piling in for years. Absolutely, Bruce Bagemihl, author of the 1999 study: Biological Exuberance: Animal Homosexuality and Natural Diversity began this march of the factinistas:
"Bagemihl had scoured every scientific journal and paper he could lay his hands on for references to homosexuality in animals. Tucked away at the end of long and erudite texts, or consigned to footnotes and appendices, he found that homosexuality had been observed in no fewer than 1,500 species, and well documented in 500 of them. The earliest mention of animal homosexuality probably came 2,300 years ago when Aristotle described two female hyenas cavorting with each other"
But now a museum in Norway has, "the first exhibition in the world dedicated to gay animals", entitled Against Nature?. It's hard to bury your head in a shit slurry of moral neuroticism, sadism and morbid fascination a la Falwell when you're surrounded by blown up photos of what the birds and the bees really do:
"Male and female bighorn sheep apparently unite during the rutting season, but the rest of the year the males stick together and homosexuality flourishes. "The females are boring. Only the males do it," says Brockman. Insects, spiders, molluscs, crustaceans — they’re all at it. There is an 1896 sketch of two male scarab beetles enjoying each other. There are even gay gutworms; we know that, Brockman says, because " they have sex organs and since they are translucent, it’s easy to find out what sex they are".
"Round a corner and you are confronted by a photograph of two female bonobo chimpanzees lovingly rubbing their swollen genitalia against each other while their offspring look on. "Their whole life revolves around sex," Brockman explains with his trademark enthusiasm. "They will throw themselves into group sex and gender doesn’t seem to be relevant. Even children will give a helping hand.""
Group sex, child abuse AND incest? All before the eyes of Christian children? Won't somebody think of the children?!?
Apparently those Norwegians hate their heritage and the West. After all, what country would destroy its values (which, despite dirty rumors spread by Webster's, only exist for rightwing Christians) to cheer for some upstart like science, which clearly comes from gay communist Islamofascists?