For a comprehensive list of previously banned words, please visit this link.
Since language evolves over time, a set list of words is impractical. Therefore, I find it necessary to update my banned words list periodically. Today, I am sorry to say that this is one of those tumultuous and dangerous periods where I must force my views down your collective throat.
enjoy...
Banned words, as of January 14, 2007
Linky goodness
Please people, I'm trying to diet and every time I see "linky goodness," I think of sausage. This word is now banned.
Meet the Press
Has anybody actually "met the press" when watching that show? I always seem to meet a giant-headed gotcha monster. Banned.
(emphasis mine)
I know it's your fucking emphasis. You know how? Because the god damned Washington Post only bolds their headlines. It's a fucking waste of pixles! Banned.
DLC
They are neither Democrats nor Leaders. We will now call them "corporate enablers."
Pie/Pie fight/Pie!
It's run its course. Banned.
2nd, 3rd and 4th hundred hours
Okay, this one's a tough call, but I think I made the right call. Think of a baby who when he's born his age is measured in days, then weeks, then months, then years until eventualy he's measured in decades, i.e. 40-something. It's like that with the Dem agenda. Time to start measuring in days, if not weeks. Banned.
Update
Stop holding back, diarists. Get all your info in the first draft. Banned.
Freep
This is a Free Republic word. To use it is to give them credit for the poll fixing tactic. Plus fuck those polls. Everybody knows they're not scientific.
Climate change
Isn't this the Frank Luntz word that means "global warming?" I like a change of climate every now and again. I hate global warming. Banned.
Keith Olberman
I'm as big a fan as anybody, but we cannot allow 2 paragraph cheerleading diaries to occupy the top rec spot. Yes, we know his Special Comments are worth seeing and we're sorry we missed it.
Smackdown
When someone physically gets smacked down, you can still use this. Otherwise you're just pasting something pithy that someone said that's not really all that much of a smackdown. Stop it.
That concluded my new list of banned words. Feel free to submit your own for consideration.
Now, with all that unpleasantness out of the way, I would like to announce one word that is being taken off the old banned words list. Front pagers, diarists and commenters may now feel free to use "Armando." Preferably its use will be minimal and straightforward, as in "Where the fuck is Armando? Isn't he supposed to be back by now?