Ok, I'm telling a fid ... but only slightly. Atrios points out that John McCain has just updated his website, which Atrios smartly labels "Imperial Stomrtropper Chic."
Go take a look. It's astonishinly ugly.
But the best part is this: When you roll your pointer over the navigation buttons, John McCain appears to dorkily dictate what will happen when you click the button. He stands there, his stubby little self against a white background. He looks and sounds EXACTLY like the PC guy from the Mac comercials!
Roll over the "Involving You" button, and John appears, our friendly website guide, saying, "Get breaking news, watch our videos, learn about my agenda for common sense conservatism."
Seriously, you expect to see that attractive Mac guy enter the frame at any moment...
Mac: Uh, hey PC ... I mean Mc. What are you doing?
Mc(Cain): Hello, Mac. I'm making a video for my campaign website.
Mac: I see. For a navigation button?
Mc(Cain): Yes, it's all the rage these days. Online videos.
Mac: Right. But not usually for navigation buttons. They usually just use printed words to say what they do.
Mc(Cain): Oh no. This is hip.
John McCain lost my respect long ago, but of late I'm starting to pity the man. Every move he makes seems to be so embarassing!