Can anyone pry these two loose from the Government Tit? I'd like for all KOS readers to remind anyone who will listen that Mitch McConnell is married to the U.S. Secretary of Labor, Elaine ("what means minimum wage?") Chao. How many of you knew that....raise your hands? Quite the Washington power couple cashing all those government paychecks month after month. All those corporations eager to have their wheels greased get another set of Bush Twins. As Paris might say when she's lucid, "That's Not Hot." Talk about having Presidential excess.
It should be easy enough to unseat Mitch. A quick search shows our Mitch, loyal Republican Toadie and fervent Iraq jockstrap (supporter), served all of ten days in the Kentucky Military Reserve/National Guard before he "developed eye trouble" and was Honorably Discharged. Some say he had help. Mitch's distaste for the "close-up" military experience doesn't stop Mitch from "turning a blind eye" to the killing and maiming in Iraq. That "pesky eye trouble" again.
There must be some good KOS dirt diggers out there who can dredge (as in Drudge) up interesting tidbits for those good ol' literate Kentucky voters who've kept Mitch slurping away at the Government Trough (when in pig country....) for 25 years or more. The Anti-McConnell folk in Kentucky already have their slogan, "Ditch Mitch." My apologies for "Ditch Mitch and The Bitch." I'm schedule for Potty-Mouth Rehab. Apparently there's a Waiting List.
Those good, patient, thinking Kentuckians need KOS help for 2008. And we Kossters are nothing if not helpful. "See?"