I get my daily laugh by searching for "conservative" definitions on Conservapedia...I thought the "Sex" definition was #1 by showing how much these people need to get some http://www.conservapedia.com/... but now I read the Bill Clinton definition http://www.conservapedia.com/... and I have to believe some Kos'er helped with the editing...For this paragraph is in the middle is classic:
Bill Clinton managed to serve two terms without botching the prosecution of two wars, manipulating intelligence, engaging in a systematic program of torture, or mishandling the federal response to flooding of a major American city. Obviously, he is the devil incarnate. Clinton also attempted to use the American military to kill Osama Bin Laden and Al Qaeda, an action which was properly seen as a mere attempt to distract the nation from the Monica Lewisnky scandal.