In addition to cementing the fact that Albert Mohler has gone off the rails on the crazy train express, his assertionthat baby’s can be switched from homosexual to heterosexual in vitro, brings up two very interesting questions. First, if homosexuality is genetic, can it be any more immoral than being born black? Also, if we start switching genes in vitro, then who will set the standards by which we are born? The Southern Baptist Seminary, under the leadership of Albert Mohler, seems to think it has all the answers, although I pray to God they don’t get to set the standards.
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I have to admit that if they’re willing to "correct" God’s work, then their standards must be pretty darned high. In fact, one has to admire their willingness and intestinal fortitude to raise the bar God has set. Considering what happened at the Tower of Babel, I wouldn’t be surprised to hear that Southern Baptists all began speaking in tongues, one would spout off just as much gibberish than the other. Verily I say to thee, the esteemed Albert Mohler has already started spouting nonsense. Can his flock be far behind?
Wouldn’t it be ironic if God decided to punish the worst of them by making them speak Spanish with a Mexican accent? Perhaps we could find a gene, in that case, and switch them back to normal talking Americans.
In fact, I do believe that Albert Mohler, Supreme Leader of the Southern Baptist Convention, has seen the "Stepford Wives" one too many times, and now he wants to try and create a world of his own. His Convention, I assume, must be either embarrassed, or motivated, by Uncle Al’s chutzpah. Personally, I would like to know where other Southern Baptists stand on Al’s position.
We (By "We," I mean the people who address the log in our eye before we point out the speck in someone else’s) can only hope that we’re able to set the standards before the Southern Baptists lead by Albert Mohler, do. That way, when we find the "Crazy Supremacist" Gene, we can switch it off. America and Louisville, Kentucky would be a much a much nicer, safer, and saner place without them. At least that would be true for the ones who follow their holier than thou leader in lockstep.
And for those people, I say, "If thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out."
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Okay, that's my LTE in Mohler's back yard, Louisville, KY. I'll take your suggestions on how to improve the message.
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