I am so disgusted by what I have seen today. How dare all of you call yourself liberals. You're supposed to empathize!! I can hardly stand to write about it. So I'll share a my letter of support instead.
Dear Rush,
Although I am a leftie, and you are a part of the hard right (hope that term isn't hurtful to you), I was extremely sorry to hear that the blood flow to your penis has been compromised for some time. Please know that most of us on the left do NOT feel the same as the following posters on Daily Kos about your ailment (names deleted):
So no, I'm not going to pray for Rush Limbaugh's sagging Johnson.
This doesn't mean I'm happy Rush Limbaugh's penis has wilted. I'm not. I'm just not praying for it.
Do we really want swing voters and independents to know how little we care about the putrid worm between Limbaugh's legs?
Do we want America to be able to point at DKos, indeed all progressives, and say, "They don't care that Rush Limbaugh is an impotent slug?
Limbaugh has tried three times, and is unable to keep a wife. Probably because of his shriveled, worthless knob.
I agree. I also don't give a crap that Limbaugh's Cheney cannot navigate through the Bush.
I'd rather pray for a tree frog than that hunk of shit.
wtf could me more important than Tony the lying douchebag and Rush's worn out wonder worm. I dunno, maybe 600,00 dead Iraqi's?
I would shoot myself if all I could think about was rush's droopy unit. I'm thinking about punching myself in the head just for thinking about it long enough to type this post.
I don't care about the GOP's limp Coch-ran Amendment. I just don't. It's not going anywhere.
Or the cruel nicknames:
Rush Softsword
Limp bough
Limp rod
Limp-awwwwww
I am sorry you had to read my handpicked, blockquoted exerpts of by these vile people.
But I am glad to see that you are keeping a stiff upper lip:
rush: you go to bed with the penis you have
not the penis you wish you had.
What a brave statement.....what a brave soldier.
Please accept my humblest prayers to you and your wife: what's her name-Mrs. Rush? Mrs. Limbaugh? oh fuck it, you know who I mean...oops, sorry about that Rush, I know you are unable to fuck it.
Best,
Coigue.