Blowback Bros., financial giant behind the regimes of Hitler, Saddam Hussein and Islamic Jihad, will merge with Quagmires R Us to form Permanent WarMart, a war services and reconstruction firm. Recent failure of Blowback to prevent revelation of its connection to terrorist states proves the company profits in times of high visiblity of its criminal history and solidifies its reliance on its stock in trade, the gullibility of the American taxpayer. Blowback investments and operations are underwritten entirely by the taxpayers of the United States, who seem incapable deciphering their own liabilities.
Blowback, which controls most oil investment, transport, and communications services in the world, relies heavily on war and drug running for its base. Quagmires, which rebuilds after the catastrophes created by Blowback, provides what is seen as a perfect fit for hope, fear, and debt creation, conditions favorable to increased confusion on the part of the American taxpayer. Wholly owned subsidiaries of the new conglomerate will include the Federal Reserve Bank, ChevronTexaco, Saddam'sDebt.com, and the nation of Pakistan.
It's April, and we're such fools.