As any of You who have read any of my diaries - or comments for that matter; You will well be aware that my writing sucks!
But, alas, You should well be cheered by this piece of writing.
My wife works at a relatively conservative company and each week she sends out a poem with a memo to the rest of her department.
i thought this was a particularly awesome poem ... unfortunately, while she typically gets a bit of positive feedback on her poems, she got nothing this time though ... so i was hoping to get her some DKLove ...
The weather we're having
is really quite queer.
They're calling for snow,
when Easter's practically here!
So put away that Spring outfit
and that pretty Easter bonnet.
Take out your coat and boots
with winter's mud still caked on it.
Pelosi's in Syria
on a Diplomatic mission.
Gonzalez's tenure
is in critical condition.
There's another woman named Monica
who's creating a White House mess.
This one's pleading the 5th Amendment
(I don't even know if she has a blue dress).
12,000 more Nat'l Guard troops
are heading to Iraq.
To fight in a quagmire
and hopefully make it safely back.
Wheat gluten has been blamed
for the deaths of multiple pets.
They say it hasn't entered
the human food supplies... yet!
--shani f