I'm looking forward to the upcoming CNN "What Would Jesus Really Do" tit-for-tat, but I worry that it won't actually be divisive and outrageous enough for the Easter season, hence this informative and insightful poll.
There are numerous other "What Would Jesus Do" games available on the internet tubes, including those on CNN, which seems obsessed by the issue. Just Google "what would jesus do" and CNN.
CNN contributor, opportunist Roland Martin is hosting the first annual CNN "What Would Jesus Really Do?" slugfest on Easter Sunday. In case you might be hung over or otherwise occupied, this poll should help satisfy some of your Christly yearnings.