I am humbled to learn Laura Bush sacrificed her sanity in order to absolve us all of any lingering guilt we may have regarding the casualties of her husband's failed policies. For a long time I have been deeply grieved by the suffering of people whose names I did not know. Today, Laura freed me from that burden. That is why I want to eternally praise her name.
Everyone recalls this child who suffered so miserably as a consequence of US bombings. Lord knows, he suffered terribly. I confess I felt guilty about forgetting his name. I was getting ready to search Google to find it. But then I read clammyc's diary and had an epiphany. According to Laura, "No one suffers more than the president and I do."
God Bless Laura, Our Lady of Infinite Strength And Absolution. I want to publicly accept Laura Bush as my personal savior. Because of her, I can save oodles of time. Instead of wasting my time thinking about that child or the pain inflicted in our name, I can do something important -- like shopping. After all, only a fool or a mad man would waste time grieving for No One.