In an effort to cut down congestion on teh internet tubes, to conserve pixels and reduce the number of repetitive posts, I am introducing a system for Neo-Con apologists to use instead of bothering to type out long rebuttals to a Progressive’s case against any Neo-Con ineptitude de jour.
Instead of wasting their valuable time typing, they can simply print out and refer to this list, and post the number of the Neo-Con talking point listed below.
How to use this list:
If I were to say something like "George W. Bush's response to Katrina was inept, immoral and ineffective" you might respond by posting "4e". If you want a more forceful response, you might respond with "4e, 5a, 12d".
Feel free to add to the list, it is by no means complete. The more comprehensive the list is, the better it will work and will save everyone a lot of time, prevent carpal tunnel and be a small step in addressing global warming. Once everyone has had a chance to weigh in, I'll compile a master list with your additions.
Thank you.
1. Bill Clinton:
a. It was his fault*
b. Likes blowjobs
c. Did it too/first
d. Is a lying bastard
e.
2. The MSM is:
a. A joke
b. Uniformly Liberal/Socialist/Communist
c. Actively trying to destroy America
d. Taking what he/she/I said out of context
e.
3. Muslims want to:
a. Steal your babies.
b. Invade and occupy the Homeland
c. Drink your blood.
d.
4. You are:
a. A Communist
b. A Liberal
c. A Jihadist
d. Teh Stupido
e. A douchebag
f. A freedom hater
g. An ungrateful bastard
h. A liar
i. In denial
j. Gay
k.
5. President Bush is:
a. A good Christian man
b. Teh Decider
c. Brave
d. Smart
e. Restoring integrity and Honor to the White House
f. Correct
g. A man of Great Vision
h.
6. The anti-neo-con person that wrote/said that is:
a. Trying to sell a book
b. Bitter
c. A liberal and should be ignored/attacked
d. A communist and should be ignored/attacked
e. A muslim and should be ignored/attacked
f. A RINO and should be ignored/attacked
g. Not worthy of a response
h. A flip-flopper
i. Irrelevant
j.
7. The pro-neo-con person that wrote/said that is:
a. Brilliant
b. Correct
c. A Great and Patriotic American
d. Someone who Knows
e.
8. Saddam Hussein:
a. Had WMD and was fixin’ to use them on your children
b. Was BFF with Osama bin Laden
c. Was worse than Stalin
d.
9. The War in Iraq:
a. Would have been won by now if not for the MSM Betrayal of America
b. Would have been won by now if the Liberals would have kept their mouths shut
c. Is going swimmingly
d.
10. Liberals:
a. Will eat your babies
b. Want to turn the by-God USofA into communist Russia
c. Are actively plotting the Overthrow of America
d. Hate you
e. Hate President Bush
f. Are teh stupido
11. Osama bin Laden:
a. Is irrelevant
b. Is BFF with Saddam Hussien
c. Hitler, Stalin and Mussolini all rolled in to one
d. Hates your freedom
e.
12. The Democrats:
a. Will murder your babies
b. Take away your guns
c. Tax you into the poorhouse
d. Waste your hard-earned money on low-life scum
e. Give the country to the Muslims
f. Are gay
g.
- This works for all debates, in all occasions, every circumstance, every time. Feel free to use generously.