I will just come right out with it:
Canadian MP Mike Lake has recently called for the Bigfoot to be labelled a "species at risk".
A long time ago, when the Earth was green
There was more kinds of animals than you've ever seen
They'd run around free while the Earth was being born
And the loveliest of all was the unicorn
There was green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
The loveliest of all was the unicorn
Apparently the Bigfoot, a figure in north American folklore and native mythology is now in danger of becoming extinct. Of course we don't have any proof of its existence to begin with, so no one would really even know where its habitat is supposed to be, but....
Heres a video of the Sasquatch, sighted in Ontario:
Crossposted at The Next Agenda
"The debate over their (Bigfoot's) existence is moot in the circumstance of their tenuous hold on merely existing," reads a petition presented by Lake to parliament in March and due to be discussed next week
Bigfoot risks extinction, says Canadian MP
This petition has been signed by 500 of his constituents in Alberta, and Mike feels he must spend taxpayer money and time bringing forward this request.
Out of interest, I looked up the real creatures that are on the Endangered species listin Canada. (not including plants)
Mammals
Beluga Whale - SE Baffin Isl. pop.
Beluga Whale - St. Lawrence River
Beluga Whale - Ungava Bay pop. Bowhead Whale
Eastern Cougar Marten - Nfld. pop.
Peary Caribou - High Arctic pop.
Peary Caribou - Bank Isl. pop.
Right Whale
Van Isl. Marmot
Wolverine - Eastern pop.
Birds
Acadian Flycatcher
Burrowing Owl
Eskimo Curlew
Harlequin Duck - Eastern pop.
Henslow's Sparrow
King Rail
Kirtland's Warbler
Loggerhead Shrike - East.pop
Mountain Plover
Northern Bobwhite
Anatum Peregrine Falcon
Piping Plover
Prothonotary Warbler
Sage Thrasher
Spotted Owl
Whooping Crane
Fish
Acadian Whitefish
Aurora Trout
Nooksack Dace
Salish Sucker
Reptiles
Blanchard's Cricket Frog
Blue Racer
Lake Erie Watersnake
Leatherback Turtle
Lepidoptera
Maritime Ringlet Butterfly
This is the list of the species that are already gone, plants not included.
Mammals
Dawson Caribou
Sea Mink
Birds
Great Auk
Labrador Duck
Passenger Pigeon
Fish
Blue Walleye
Deepwater Cisco
Longjaw Cisco
Longnose Dace - Banff pop.
Molluscs
Eelgrass Limpet
Another video, which shows Bigfoot, and also proves the existence of modified humans. Bush has warned us about them human animal hybrids, someone better warn him about this guy.
Of course he moves pretty slow, so he will be easy to capture. Even Rummy could coordinate this operation.
The person driving this petition says he has proof that Bigfoot exists, and he will share it with the world once the Bigfoot is nationally protected.
Heres a recent interview with Dr. Foote on the subject of Bigfoot:
Its an interesting reaction from a conservative MP isn't it?
Global warming has received countless studies, there are amazing amounts of evidence to prove that it's happening, and the Cons have been trying very hard to bury it. They wouldn't even talk about it until like....90 percent of the population convinced them they HAD to.
But 500 people, from Buckf*ck Alberta, (no offense to Alberta, it could just as easily have been Spuzzum BC, or Flatness Manitoba, etc ) can get a petition to an MP, and he will take it to the house to be discussed.
Based on a creature that has never been proven to exist.
Real species facing extinction, first have to face countless studies to get on a list for preservation. Then they are studied some more while another percentage dies off, and then the economists rewrite that information, and then it may get to a reading.
But by all means, lets save Bigfoot. I think someone ought to add OgoPogo to that list as well.
Green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants,
but sure as you're born
Don't you forget My unicorns
A Flip of the ponytail to Scott at Scott's Diatribes.