One that says "I support the troops" and one that says "Bush/Cheney," while I drive a vehicle that gets 9 mpg.
I honor the troops by pretending Saddam Hussein was responsible for 9/11 and that he is more evil than George W. Bush.
I honor the troops by pretending not to notice our soldiers don't have basic tools of war like body armor and metal-plated vehicles.
I honor the troops by pretending Walter Reed isn't a disgraceful mess.
I honor the troops by never, ever, ever attending a single funeral of a fallen soldier.
I honor the troops by pretending there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.
I honor the troops by believing we're fighting a global war on terror and that it's possible to fight a war on terror.
I honor the troops by accusing anyone who questions George W. Bush's failed policies of Siding with the Terrorist.
I honor the troops by pretending If we don't fight them over there, we'll have to fight them over here.
I honor the troops by ignoring the fact that Halliburton Oil is getting rich off this war and will get richer if the Iraqi oil leases they seek are put into place.
I honor this war by pretending we were greeted as liberators with flowers in the street.
I honor the troops by believing Sen. John McCain when he said he could stroll through the marketplace in Iraq and feel perfectly safe and pretending not to see his body armor, his helicopters, tanks and soldiers guarding him on his stroll.
I honor the troops by making sure it's not my son who's fighting it, but someone else's sons and daughters.
I honor the troops by pretending they died for an important cause and not because we as a country didn't stand up to a crazy president bent on a needless war.
I honor the troops by pretending we haven't killed hundreds of thousands of Iraqi civilians.
I honor the troops by not making any sacrifices at all for this war.
I honor the troops by working to elect Democrats to Congress who don't have the spine to refuse to fund the war anymore and caved in to a President with a 30 percent approval rating.