Cross-posted from And The Horse You Rode In On
What Mendeleyev did for the elements we’ve now done for the toxic miscreants.
Here at last is a link to the Periodic Table of the Criminal Elements.
You’ll meet O’Reilly (Blovium), Cheney (Sneerium), Bush (Moron), Zell Miller (Obnoxygen), Scalia, Abramoff—the whole rogues gallery.
Disclosure: Karl Rove, who lies [sic] beyond the known scientific parameters of coloration, odor, and toxicity, has been left to wallow in his own elemental name, Rovium.