I've been thinking that I'd be sooooo glad when January 2009 comes around and W makes his way home to Crawford. Wouldn't it be cool to greet him with a "Finally...you're out of Fucking Office" Parade and carnival?
So why not start planning now?
We need so many elements to usher him out of office in style:
We need a number of marching bands. Lots of carnival rides. Mardi Gras masks would be good, since the people of New Orleans would probably be happy to party for this. Several vendors to sell the BBQ'd "chicken", the t-shirts that say....wait a minute...maybe we should have a contest and vote what the t-shirt should say...that's a novel idea, huh? Finally, our voices would mean something, even if it is a slogan on a t-shirt. We need lots of food because people who have been stepped on need lots of nourishment. We need pinatas...big George W heads that are filled with....what the hell, it would be good just to have a lot of bats/big sticks on hand. We need lots of streamers and ticker tape....might as well trash Crawford like he's trashed our Constitution. We need a podium for speeches, but not for political talking heads....we need to hear from the people who have suffered over the last eight years and are happy to see the hind parts of the POTUS. But lets not forget the shrines for all the service members who have died while fighting this insane war, and all the people who suffered or lost their lives because our government services were depleted in order to stuff the pockets of big corporations and the richest people in the country.
I know this diary isn't very long, but we've got to start planning now and we need ideas!