The NY Post and others are reporting that NBC news will pay Paris Hilton $1 million dollars for her first post-jail interview. Thank you NBC, for helping to reduce Americans to gibbering morons. Thank you NBC, for turning your once respectable (yes, it was a long time ago) news division into a slightly gussied up version of the Enquirer. Thank you, most of all, for keeping us all ignorant, all the time. Thank you for being the whores that you are.
Thank you NBC, but no thanks.
Tell NBC that there is real f***king news out there to cover. That $1 million will do a hell of a lot of good at Walter Reed. That it is their moral responsibility shove this garbage. Tell NBC that you will ignore and disdain any program shovelling this sh*t. Tell them to be ashamed of themselves (oh, sorry, they're well past that).
Today@nbc.com for e-mails. Oh, and Paris, we love you sweety, and want to see you get the help you deserve. Call me dear. Ciao.