Dear Louisiana Senator David Vitter,
I will be traveling to Washington D.C. in the near future and wanted to contact your office before my arrival.
I will be in the capital for a few days on business. Unfortunately, my family will not be joining me.
While there, I'd like some "company." Perhaps you know some "friends" that would like to "visit" me at my hotel? You know, "friends" that like to "party?" Nothing too "freaky," though. I'm not "into" that.
If you could set that up, it'd really make my visit more "enjoyable." I will return the "favor" next time you "visit" Illinois.
Sincerely,
Grant Miller, Esq.
P.S. I'm "cool."