While going through my Tivoing of my super secret pirate satellite scanner 5000, I discovered this- the true press conference of Senator David Vitter. Yes, I know you all think you saw him apologize, but I tell you it's a trick! Below you will see the true press conference that Senator Vitter gave. Be warned, he may just be too sexy for his suit.
Pay for it? Why Mr. Vitter, they should be paying YOU!