You can pry the money from their cold, dead hands, but first you will have to disarm them.
GOP fundraiser to feature machine gun shoot
Tired of the usual chicken dinners, the Manchester Republican Committee is planning to arm supporters next month with Uzis, M-16 rifles and other automatic weapons for a day of target practice at a Pelham firing range.
"The thought just struck me one day: a machine gun shoot. What the heck?" said Jerry Thibodeau, the committee chairman
Sounds like fun!
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Of course, due to the probability of high chickenhawk turnout, they will take measures to keep America's best and brightest safe.
Twenty safety experts, called "range officers," will be on hand to load the guns and monitor the shooters, Shaunessy said. On-site instruction will be required for all participants.
"My first and foremost goal is that everybody who walks in walks out," Thibodeau said.
Probably because Republicans are dangerous when armed with anything more lethal than a pretzel.
But if guns ain't your thing, they have other fun activities in the works...
Other events are more family-friendly. A Sept. 16 rally at Veterans Park will include face painting, rock climbing and, Thibodeau said, an inflatable "moon walker."
Face painting? What are they, hippies?