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An infant has just been born. It is less than two weeks old. It desperately needs mothers milk but it needs YOU.....yes YOU to help!
Please, please help....please.
Will you let this infant languish in malnutrition? Or will you dig deep to help it flourish and thrive and grow into an strong and healthy force that has the potential to help save our country and change the world?
Did you notice I said please?
Mothers milk is the key...and whether you are male or female, prepubescent or post menopausal, you can still help.
Mothers milk that will turn into lifeblood, to nourish something new and exciting.
For in politics there is an old saying, a saying that is so true, you will never a truer find ...um another statement find truer than...uh...than is it is as true as?
Ok...to hell with metaphor!
This is a stickup!!! Give me all your money!
Oh wait...damn. Not only is that another metaphor, but you are not supposed to give your money to ME either....
Ok...let's try this......
YOU ARE GETTING SLEEPY, YOU WILL TAKE OUT YOUR CREDIT CARD, credit card
credit card
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Hmmmm, maybe causing epileptic fits isn't the best way to go about this either.....maybe gimmicks and deception and foofawraw is what is WRONG with politics these days.
Maybe we SHOULDN'T try to sell candidates like we sell a product.
Especially if you have a candidate that really doesn't need a lot of gimmicks or deception to convince voters to cast their ballots for an intelligent, principled and extremely well informed candidate with integrity and guts.
Maybe if we just start showing who the PERSON is behind all the polish and fluff and baby-kissing non-sense we would get good candidates, maybe our government wouldn't be in the shape it is now.
Some one like ..........this guy!
CA-42: Hi, I'm Ron Shepston and I'm running for Congress, by CanYouBeAngryAndStillDream
A rock solid Human Being who will truly REPRESENT his constituency instead of going to Washington out of ego, or for the perqs or to play in the big game or for what he can get out of it. Maybe we need a true netroots candidate to help clean up the mess all these long years of Republican rule have inflicted on our poor country, and the world.
In fact, maybe this is the start of a true movement towards real people taking BACK their government from the spit-shined, corporate machine politicians!
I for one believe that that is EXACTLY what we need! But in order for something like this kind of revolution to happen in politics, we need the revolution in fund raising that Dr. Howard Dean started to be fully realized. And that means one thing.
Money.
No beating around the bush, no deception, no BS.
In order for this to work...in order for our government to work.....it is going to take money.
Before we can get the reform of our government and electoral process that we need...WE will have to pay to elect the reformers. Let me rephrase that....YOU will have to pay to elect the reformers we need!
No one else can do it. It is up to you, me and everyone of The People to elect folks like Ron who WILL go and make the changes we need.
This is the start, the first true netroots candidate to run for Congress. He is up against one of the biggest Republicant scumballs there is, so not only will electing Ron Shepston be good for just the sake of having a great guy in Congress.......it is also a huge symbolic step, not just electing a netroots candidate.......but electing one against the worst of the worst Republicants in a traditionally Republicant district.
So there it is.
And here it is. MONEY. You have it. Ron's campaign needs it. Give it to him. It is that simple.
If you want change, pay for it......NOW! lol.
And now is the time to do it! If Ron can show the DCCC that he can raise money...they WILL back him! So in many ways this is the most important time for you to give!
Please. I shamelessly beg you.
Dig deep....and if you can't dig deep, send what you can...it is not JUST the amount, but also the amount of donors. Give up a latte and send the five bucks to Ron! Don't buy a $20 bottle of wine, buy a $10 bottle and send the difference to Ron. Give up male hookers for a week Do whatever YOU can do to help. This really COULD be the beginning of something big...and YOU can help!
(plus....if you tell me in the comments that you have contributed....you get a Pony!)
So here we are once again Kossaks...I am asking you to help change the world!!! One more time into the breach? Are ya up for it? Can ya do it?
Ok then......
CHARGE!
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RON SHEPSTON FOR CONGRESS IN 08!