Only one line in my speech for you today. Several for political purposes though.
Update: (transcript)
Ah, good morning, I just had a.. finished a ..ah.. cabinet meeting. One of the things we discussed was a... terrible ah.. situation there in ah.. Minneapolis. We talked about the fact that the bridge collapsed, and that, uh, we in the federal Government must respond and respond robustly to help the people there not only recover but make sure that lifeline of activity that bridge gets rebuilt as quickly as possible. To that end secretary Peters is in Minneapolis... As well as federal highway administrator Capka. I spoke to Governor Polente and Mayor Rybak this morning. I told them that the secretary would be there [,but I don't give a rat's ass]. I told them we would help with rescue efforts [even though it's too late now], but also told 'em how much we are, ah, in prayer for ah those who suffered. I thank my fellow citizens for holding up [get it?] those who are suffering right now in prayer.
[And now for what I'm really interested in saying.]
[Blah blah blah blah blah blame] congress. [Blah blah blah blah] spending bills. [Blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah. Blah blah, blah blah, blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Lorem Ipsum blah blah blah.] Congress spending [blah blah blah 12 blah blah blah.]
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Ramble ramble ramble blah blah blah.]
(7 or so "My Pet Goat"-ish length minutes later)
[Blah blah blah] congress [blah blah].
sociopath (soh-see-uh-path, soh-shee-uh-path)
Someone whose social behavior is extremely abnormal. Sociopaths are interested only in their personal needs and desires, without concern for the effects of their behavior on others.
Lather. Rinse. Impeach.