Brilliant.
An exquisitely brilliant plan. So brilliant, in fact, that I can't believe no one has thought of it before.
It's utterly unique.
What better way to make Democratic politicians appreciate us then by trying to get their opponents elected?
It's almost the same sort of infallible logic that a spouse will employ by cheating on their partner to express their undying love for them.
Remember, folks; the more penises and vaginas that your spouse experiences while married to you, the greater their love for you!
Well, I'm convinced. But I think the diary above doesn't go far enough.
We need to really show the Democrats just how much we value and cherish them, and then they'll truly appreciate us.
For legal purposes, I'm going to couch the next example in a hypothetical scenario. Any resemblance to any politician living or dead or currently running for president is a product of your own over-active imagination.
If, for example, I were to want to show just how valuable I am to the....uh, Joward Fean presidential campaign, I might express my value by slashing his tires, maybe throwing a brick (a brick of love!) through the window of his house.
It sends an unmistakable message: "What the-- my car! Oh man, MY HOUSE!!! Wow, you know what? TheBlaz is right! I'm convinced!"
It's foolproof.
So, come up with your own ACTION PLAN to get the Democratic candidates to appreciate us. Push Barack Obama to the ground and kick him in the shins. Pour caramel sauce over Hillary Clinton's head before she's giving an important speech. Put a flaming bag of dog crap on Dodd's front porch, ring the bell and then RUN!
The sky's the limit with ways to express your support.
But even better (and clearly more rational), volunteer for a Republican's campaign! I know I'm going to max out my credit cards by donating to the Republican candidates! It doesn't even matter which one, once the Democrats get copies of my credit card bills in the mail, they'll be truly touched at how much I'm willing to give for their sake.
Now, this is only going to have a huge impact if we ALL do it, so please, kossacks. Show your support for the Democratic party by donating your time, money and loyalty to the Republican party.
It's the only way.