Ha! I have snuck onto your stupid moonbat website! You LOOZERS have your LOOZ3R convention with your stupid kos-bat candidates!! We HERO REPUBLICANS will triumph in the end! It will be a triumph of sheer will! You will see!
We have Rudy Giuliani! He is TEH HERO of 9-11!! You stoopid moonbats might say "but wait! The radios!" Don't you moonbats understand--teh firefighters DIED for our sins! If those 121 firefighters hadn't died because they didn't have radios that work, you wouldn't have been able to be saved! From HE77! And then where would you be?? (Atheists--Shut up.)
We have Teh Fred! He is an amazing MAYNLY_MAN! I mean, Manly-Man! Stoopid moonbat keyboard made me type that stoopid. He is all white and pasty-faced--HAHA! We have fooled you! He will reappear in September--or October--or November--looking like Paul Bunyan! TIMES The Hulk. He will be ALL GREEN! And just as tall! And then he will step on your candidates! Squish, squish, squish!
We have Teh Mittster! He is cool, even though he is a Moron (sorry, MorMon), which is not cool, but we will vote for him anyway. Well, most of us. Even though he is probably going to TEH HE77. He is a manly man too. We like to think about him when there is no one looking and he makes us feel all funny down there NO HE DOES NOT MY STOOPID MOONBAT COMPUTER MADE ME TYPE THAT SHUT UP!
Who do you stupid KOSbots have? Candi-dates who won't bomb Iran just because it has not done anything to us?? U R STOOPID! STOOPID MOONBAT LOSERS! Candidates like Johnny Haircut Evil Islamofascist Haircut Edwards, who wants to give health care to all just because 18,000 Americans die of it each year! We don't care! They deserved it! they're going to TEH HE77! Or The Heaven! We're not sure which! But goddamn!
Candi-dates like Rainbow Obama, who want to, I don't know--unite the country? Unite??? More like UNTIE!! His name is one letter away from OSAMA! Maybe he IS Osama in disguise! We wouldn't put it past THE MOONBATS! And he is TEH MUSLIM from when he was 6, which is the number of the devil.
Candidates like HITLERY!!! She is TEH SCUM!!! We hates her! THE PRECIOUS!!
And Algore is fat! ha ha!
Teh islamofascism is beating down our doors! Soon you will all be beheaded by TEH ISLAMOFASCISTS you claim to hate! They will saw your heads off in a violet and bloody fashion! Ha ha! In the United States! And we will laugh! Ha-ha! It will be funnY!
(They will COMPLETELY TAKE OVER teh U.S.... I don't know how BUT THEY WILL!!! and they will not execute us at because... because... I don't know. Shut up. Maybe we'll work with them. Shut up.)
U Moonbats suck! And then we will have our OWN CONVENTION and it will totally ROOL ROTFLMFAO, UEI! (u evil islamofascists!) ST! (So there.) And ALL OUR CANDIDATES will come!!! We know some day they will pay attention to us! What? You think they will not? You lie, skum! You are KKK just like Bill O'Reilly says! You are Nazis! They will pay attention to us! THE PRECIOUS! THE PRECIOUS! THE PRECIOUS!!!!!!!!