To quote kos ha ha ha ha [deep breath] ha ha ha ha ha
Apparently the shallow, hopeless pro-war group has drawn fire from Larry Klayman, the head of the conservative Judicial Watch.
In GOP world, money is thicker than the blood of American soldiers.
I would have expected a robbery from O.J. Simpson, but not from all the president's men," Klayman said. "They owe me a hell of a lot of money."
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http://abcnews.go.com/...
But 'Freedom watch won't have any of it,
Freedom's Watch spokesman Matt David dismissed Klayman's complaint. "It shouldn't surprise anyone that Larry Klayman is filing another lawsuit with absolutely no validity," he said.
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But it gets better, and I'm not making this up
"I've been waiting for them to respond," Klayman said. "They can't wage war correctly, they can't tell the American people the truth about Iraq, and now they're trying to steal a trademark from a fellow conservative and Republican."
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But of course, Klayman will stop at nothing to put a stop to this atrocity,
Klayman says he's offended not just by the "theft" of the group's name, but by the fact that "by promoting the war in Iraq, they're using the name not for something that defends freedom, but for something that promotes chaos. I don't want my trademark to be used to promote the Iraq war."
Let me apologize in advance for anybody that spat up laughing from the insane irony of this story, but we have all long come to understand that we just can't predict the infinite ridiculousness of the modern Republican party.