Ever since The Simpsons came up with the gem "DEMOCRATS: DO THEY CAUSE CANCER?", I've loved this form of humor. It's so easy to come up with something that shows just how ridiculous and clearly biased Fox and other networks can be with their phrasing.
And since I'm bored and have nothing but 12 11 10 and a half Stella Artois and a sleeping, snoring rottweiler to keep me company right now, I figured I'd invite kossacks to be my evening's entertainment.
So bring your wits and let's see some funny shit. I can't stress enough how bored I am. I swear I had a copy of Typee in my hands and was thinking, "Why the fuck not?"
I'll come up with some and put them in via updates, and I'll update the diary with my favorites from the comments. Unless no one participates. Then I'll probably just swear a lot.
ARE DEMOCRATIC SOLDIERS TRYING HARD ENOUGH?
WILL ALLEGED REPUBLICAN CORRUPTION SPELL DEFEAT FOR DEMS IN '08?
DID OLBERMANN KILL SOMEONE IN 1978?