Mitt Romney is a Mormon. His penis has undergone Mormon endowments, which include his penis being fondled by an adult when he was a teenager. Fact.
Along with the L. Ron Hubbard votaries, there are also Mormons on this list, all of whom try to try me as a troll. Mormon rights activists, $cientology activists and certain Roman Catholic activists would all like to kill me.
But I denounce them all.