I was listening to NPR this morning and heard a report that the governor of Alaska, Frank H. Murkowski has found a solution to the energy problems of America.
After 20 years of unsuccessfully getting the magic oil locked beneath the national treasure known as ANWR as a Senator, Frank has found a way as Governor. Frank's decided to solve America's energy problem by raping ANWR through the backdoor. He's got a plan to sell leases to the coastal waters within 3 miles of shore. Apparently this is under the control of the state. Thus he can skip congress and the will of the people and exploit the environment for his campaign contributors and oil exec buddies. Way to go Frank... drown in an oil slick fucko.