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Useless Advice to Predential Candidates from a Random Voter

Wed Jan 17, 2007 at 07:41:42 PM PDT

In another diary, over at mydd, there is a dustup about whether Obama is like Lieberman, but I think this is a question that really isn't getting at what is on all of our minds: Can we trust you?

I don't mean can we trust you like we trust a family member or a friend. We know you are politicians. We know you are ambitious. What we mean is can we trust you to do a few things that have been talked about, but have, nevertheless, been lacking in national Democratic presidential primary and general election discourse and in general governance for a few decades now.

So, I have decided to have a bit of hubris by acting as a filter for some of my conservative, moderate and liberal friends offline who are typically tired of me talking politics, don't give a shit, or occasionally give me a polite nod pretending to listen. When they do talk, they all tend to say some very general things that may be of use to you.
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  1. Nature don't like vacuums.

Or, to put another, define or be defined. I give you Kerry, the swiftboated, and Gore, the fibber, as Exhibits A and B. Define yourself in the positive before the other guy or gal does, AND define your opponent in the negative before the other guy or gal does. That doesn't mean I have to agree with you. It means definition is a strategy. Definition allows one to set forth what one's character is or is not. It's not what your personality really is that matters- it's how the narrative defines your personality. This is how a lose can be a win, by the way.

  1. We voters maybe dumb, but we ain't that dumb.

We eventually catch on. After being hoodwink with this last past President, you need to realize that saying all the right things is no longer enough. Treat us like we are the women from Sex and the City. We have seen and done it all. We have heard and seen it all. That doesn't mean you can't still romance us. But come with your A game. Not your B game. By game, I mean say something, anything that will say to us, it's not a game. We will no longer give the milk for free.

  1. "Kumbaya" is nice, but "kick your ass" is what we like for entertainment

We are fond of saying "why can't we all just get along?" Don't believe us. We are saying what we would like in  a perfect world, not in the world we know we really inhabit. We want our leaders to reflect this. John Wayne, The Terminator, Clint Eastwood, Borat, you name it. That's how we view leadership. It maybe wrong. It don't matter. That's what we are.

  1. As a corrolary- when the Republicans attack- not if, but when- FIGHT.

I don't mean fight as in a Kerryesque "I think Bush should call off his attack dogs." I mean fight like you are on a street corner, and your life depends on it. Fight like winning is all you know how to do. If you got to cheat, do it with a smile, but fight. This comment by the way has been the only thing that links my GOP, moderate, liberal, and socialist friends (yes, I know even a socialist in this day and age).
Don't fight nice. Don't worry whether you are 'better' than the other guy. We don't want you to be better in that sense. We want you to lead to better ideas, but your tactics must be about winning.

  1. You don't need to divide us to do this. You also don't need to tell us what you think we want to hear.

The lesson of 2006 was not only about economic populism, or netroots, or the Democrats. The lesson was also one about strategy.  It was also about how you can be conservative, moderate or liberal as a Democrat, and across the board win- but to do so, you got to come to the table with clean hands. Don't say you are a Democrats and separate or divide us. Unite us through a clear vision. I hate to do this- but ask us if it's morning in America, and tell us, if you don't think it is, how we are going to get there. I think they call that transformative politics. I call it the vision thing.

  1. Bush ain't running.

Use him as much as you want to tar and feather the others, and link them to him. But, ultimately don't forget, Bush ain't running.

  1. Make us laugh.

Seriously. You want to win my heart over, not just my mind. Let me know that you are human. Gore didn't do this until the end. If he started off where he ended, he would have been President today because it never would have been a close call.

  1. Don't forget for one moment that you work for us.

Your supporters will make you think you can walk on water. You can't. Besides, we don't want messiahs. We want leadership. But leadership that remembers that you work for us.

  1. Policies are more than just wonkery, they are people.

Bill Clinton show us the people. You can learn a lot from Bill Clinton.

  1. My final suggestion: Take all advice with a grain of salt.

Seriously, there is no divine path to the White House. None of us knows shit about everything, but we each maybe able to give you a bit of advice here and there. If you get some advisor saying you must listen to him or her to win, dump 'em. No one is that infalliable.

I hope this advice wll be taken with about as much weight as number 10 suggests. G'day.

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  •  Good advice (1+ / 0-)

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    Blue South

    I hope they take all of it.

    If our last two candidates had gotten even one of these ideas we wouldn't be in the "Bush Era" today.  That shows the true value of consultants.

    "#9 #9 #9 #9" -the beatles

  •  I like it (0+ / 0-)

    snarky title.  less than snarky advice.

  •  excellent! n/t (0+ / 0-)

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    by demondeac on Wed Jan 17, 2007 at 09:47:45 PM PDT

  •  I like these best (0+ / 0-)

    As a corrolary- when the Republicans attack- not if, but when- FIGHT

    Kerry puny attempts to fend off the swift boating did him in. And so did Gore. They just didnt go negative enough on GWB

    Fight like winning is all you know how to do. If you got to cheat, do it with a smile, but fight. This comment by the way has been the only thing that links my GOP, moderate, liberal, and socialist friends (yes, I know even a socialist in this day and age).
    Don't fight nice

    .

    This is where BC excelled!
    But is is this also not known as triangulating?
    Obama is wonderful at projecting the moderate image while voting solid progressive

  •  rec'd and hotlisted (1+ / 0-)

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    Randall Sherman

    I have a feeling I'll be referencing this diary a lot in the next year.

    Outta here, I don't deal well with sites that condone racism.

    by fabooj on Thu Jan 18, 2007 at 12:13:32 AM PDT

  •  Great. And I would add: (5+ / 0-)

    When something you say is taken out of context (and it will be), put in back into context every single freakin' time you mention it!!

    If Kerry's comment about how Shrubby's lack of intellectual curiosity led to us getting stuck in Iraq had been put into its context every single freakin' time Kerry was asked about it, people would have started to feel really stupid about turning it into what they did. But instead of being put into context every freakin' time, it went out over the airwaves without context over and over and took on a life of its own.

    Ugh.

    Context. Use it. Own it. When something falls out of context, put it back in. Now. And make sure it stays there.

    "...hope is not the equivalent of optimism. Its opposite is not pessimism but despair. So I'm always hopeful." William Sloane Coffin

    by mxwing on Thu Jan 18, 2007 at 09:43:18 PM PDT

    •  And do it to the opposition too! (2+ / 0-)

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      mxwing, GeorgeXVIII

      Remember McCain and his "100,000 more troops"?  When did that get whittled all the way down to a mere 20,000?

      The idea of so small a bump doesn’t even meet the suggestions of the only two outside advisers who promoted the idea of a surge of as many as 50,000 additional U.S. troops for at least 18 months --_ neo-conservative think tanker Fred Kagan and retired Army general Jack Keane. It doesn’t come close to the 100,000 more troops that Republican Sen. John McCain of Arizona -- who hopes to be his party’s nominee for president in 2008 -- has advocated...(01/05/2007)link

      Why isn't McCain still insisting on one hundred thousand more troops?  (plucked out of thin air?  on loan from China?)

      Proud member of the Cult of Issues and Substance!

      by Fabian on Fri Jan 19, 2007 at 04:13:16 AM PDT

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  •  I'm so glad you got rescued. (4+ / 0-)

    Or I would have missed this.

    Bookmarking, wish I could recommend.

    I whole-heartedly agree with #1, but I think #2 contradicts it. I know plenty of people who spew "frame" talking points, so they is dumb.

  •  You did a fine job! (0+ / 0-)

    I'm glad I got a chance to read this.  Hopefully, the candiates will read it as well.

  •  Wish I'd been able to rec this (0+ / 0-)

    Keep posting.

  •  I wish I had seen this on Wednesday, bruh1 (0+ / 0-)

    it's very good and I'm sure I will link to it often.

    Glad it got rescued.

    Politics is like driving. To go backward, put it in R. To go forward, put it in D.

    by TrueBlueMajority on Fri Jan 19, 2007 at 12:45:52 AM PDT

  •  My version of your essay (0+ / 0-)

    I would just write #6 out over and over and over again.

    I believe that the dems will lose the presidential election in 2008, and that reason will be because they  do not follow your advice #6.

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