Okay, first off:
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This is not Bill in Portland, Maine's Cheers and Jeers. This is not intended to take the place of Bill in Portland, Maine's Cheers and Jeers, merely to keep a place open until he gets a job or we hire him. Any CHEERS, JEERS, swoosh/gongs, whomping, lusty wenches, fart jokes, pootie pics, mattresses, or any other memes that wander in here are doing so as guest appearances only. This diary series will be discontinued upon the return of Bill in Portland, Maine's Cheers and Jeers.
So, come on in, through the secret door, down the hidden staircase, through the blast doors, down the corridor, through the other secret door, down the other hidden staircase, through the security doors, the blast doors, and the final barred gate and join us over the flip in my Fortress of Solitude.
Okay, directions - the wet bar is in the cafeteria, I've cleaned up the lab and dispensary for your Hump Day needs, right-wing hate site decontamination is right by the security door, and trolls go in the lime pit.
I'll have locked myself in the communications shack and barred the door. Shout out any questions or use any of the white discourtesy phones and I'll answer over the intercom. Yes, I keep telling y'all I have issues.
Welcome to Good Morning, Daily Kos! This Hump Day, thanks to libear's strong suggestion, is the Best of Bill in Portland, Maine edition. Please post your favorite Bill quotes in the Situation Room for the perusal of Andy Rooney's and Keith Olberman's assistants - it's not like we're going to embarrass Captain Underpants-on-his-Head.
First, here are the links I found to share with y'all - I didn't spend four days collecting these to ditch them just 'cause someone got a better idea.
Are we done mocking the Republican logo yet? No, ladies and gentlemen, I don't believe we are.
Good news on the invulnerable robot body for Moody front.
If you have good feelings about the Department of Homeland Security's competence, I can take care of that for you.
Here's a refresher on those Very Important Issues Very Serious People in the media are concerned about.
We're going to have to come up with a new metaphor for useless appendage now - I suggest "Bush brain".
Some mad scientist claims to have created life. No, really. I added this link just to let y'all know it wasn't me.
Oh, looks like they cracked the secret to my RTS success.
Let's wrap this up with some hot music.
Not to get all obituary on Bill, but although I did not start posting in C&J, that was where I started opening up. Well, as much as I do open up.
Now that I think on it some - maybe I did start posting in C&J. It's been a while and between the childhood traumas and the head traumas my memory isn't the best. I do know that it was the accepting community at C&J that got me posting - well as much as I do post. Just think of all the gaming references, weird and disturbing humour, and posts combining incisive insight and utter cluelessness you would have missed out on were it not for Bill. Yeah, hire him anyways.
And, because it's some kind of law, here is a picture of a cat:
So here, let me get y'all started with a Bill quote from 1/24/2007, and post your favorites in the comments.
JEERS to a big Dick. Okay, everyone who was really surprised by yesterday's revelation at the Scooter Libby trial that our vice president was behind the outing of Valerie Plame drop your pants and start singing La Marseillaise with a dead chicken strapped to the side of your head. Thought so.
Oh, and shamelessly cut-and-pasted from Kos' Save Cheers and Jeers diary:
I wish I could create a neat subscription page like the one Jeremy (ct) did for the site subscriptions, but Jeremy is on paternity leave and my efforts yesterday crashed and burned. I'll figure it out eventually, but for now, here are some low-tech links:
One time contribution: click here
$5 monthly contribution: click here
$10 monthly contribution: click here
$20 monthly contribution: click here
Update [2007-10-10 9:12:47 by Moody Loner]: Timroff would appreciate it if y'all took his poll. And we all like Timroff.
Update [2007-10-10 9:12:47 by Moody Loner]: x2: He said "took his poll". Heh-heh. Heh-heh.
Update [2007-10-10 17:31:16 by Moody Loner]: Go to Timroff's update here for more on the drive and cosmic debris' update here for more Best o' Bill.