I've been hearing a lot of interesting boy/girl stories lately but this TOPS ALL:
I couldn't wait for this part of the campaign to start. I know it really pains the 23-29% of Creationism-loving sweethearts to admit that our next President has already been chosen. No one can say they don't like to go down swinging though!
FROM THE PINKO, FLIP-FLOPPING TERRORISTS at Media Matters:
"On the October 15 edition of MSNBC's Tucker, discussing Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton's (D-NY) presidential campaign with Washington Post columnist Eugene Robinson and Cliff May, president of the Foundation for the Defense of Democracies, host Tucker Carlson said: "Gene, this is an amazing statistic: 94 percent of women say they'd be more likely to vote if a woman were on the ballot. I think of all the times I voted for people just because they're male. You know? The ballot comes up, and I'm like, 'Wow. He's a dude. I think I'll vote for him. We've got similar genitalia. I'm -- he's getting my vote.' " After asserting that "the Clinton campaign says: 'Hillary isn't running as a woman,' " Carlson stated: "Well, that's actually completely false, considering the Hillary campaign -- and I get their emails -- relentlessly pushes the glass ceiling argument. 'You should vote for her because she's a woman.' They say that all the time." May responded: "At least call her a Vaginal-American."
But more than that, I really love sensing the fear in conservative men's voices when they ramble about why they don't like Hillary even though they don't know why they feel that way oh and oh huffs puffs it also has something to do with a blowjob and...
It can be exasperating and sometimes I feel bad for them. I mean, they hate Hillary Clinton for doing everything George Bush couldn't; unite her base, raise a lot of money from someone other than her dad's friends, and hold an intelligent national conversation.
My sympathy doesn't last long though, take a look ladies:
Don't forget the kind of things they can think of as soon as you turn your back!