(Cross-posted from MyLeftWing.com)
AP: In response to George Bush's claim that Cindy Sheehan did not speak for all military mothers, a slew of clueless, solipsistic, do-nothing, nincompoops are stepping forward all over America to tell the President, "You don't speak for me either!"
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John "John-John" Johnson of Winnetka, Illinois, President of the local chapter of the Young-Republicans-with-Trust-Funds was very upset when his chauffeur's son was sent to Iraq.
"The service at the house has been really terrible. My driver... I forget his name... seems very distracted... listening to the radio for news of troop casualties... on his cell phone with his crying wife. It's very depressing and is causing my golf game to suffer. If it will stop this madness... I'm all for ending this war."
Peter "Big Pete" Peterson is in total agreement. "I know a guy who knows a guy who heard of a guy who once dated a girl who dated a guy who's over there now and... apparently... this girl is all screwed up about his deployment and won't even come out of her room. She's really hot and I was supposed to get a shot at her, but I'm told it'll never happen until this soldier dude gets back. So, I'm going down to Sheehan, Texas to hand out with Cindy Crawford and tell the President `No More war in Vietnam!"
If THESE two are turning... I know more will follow.