C'mon, I'm sure we've all thought of at least one:
New Rule: Politicians cannot support any torture -- oops, I mean "aggressive interrogation" -- methods unless they've first tried it themselves. [Let's see a Republican talk about Jack Bauer after someone else has gone medieval on their ass].
Submit yours! More after the jump...
New Rule: If you're claiming to be pro-life, then you have to also be a anti-war vegetarian who supports universal health care. [Just imagining those those constituencies in the same room together]
New Rule: Anyone willing to spend thousands of dollars on arcane pieces of memorabilia must donate an equal amount of money to charity. [Finally, something good can come out of Barry Bonds breaking the HR record].