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Only my candidate can win.

Only my candidate has hope.

Only my candidate is smart.

Only my candidate has soul.

Only my candidate can inspire the base.

Only my candidate can attract independents.

Only my candidate can fire up a crowd.

Only my candidate is telegenic.

Only my candidate can raise enough money.

Only my candidate is not beholden to special interests.

Only my candidate has no skeletons in the closet.

Only my candidate has a loving family.

Only my candidate has a professional staff.

Only my candidate has mature, responsible supporters.

Only my candidate can smack down the bad guys.

Only my candidate can lead.

Only my candidate takes a stand.

Only my candidate has a perfect record.

Only my candidate has vision.

Only my candidate is clean.

Only my candidate brushes and flosses every day.

Only my candidate can lead the party into the future.

Only my candidate can unite the country.

Only my candidate can walk on water.

Only my candidate bakes delectable pies.

And since I don't yet have a candidate, you'd best all be worried!

Originally posted to Laurence Lewis on Sun Nov 11, 2007 at 02:07 PM PST.

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