thats why the 'lady' is a tramp

11.17.07

'debate': a non-combative, uncompeling tangle of giberish punctuated by cat calls, jeers, hooting and howling and premised on the notion it is a moral affront for 'candidates' to disguish themselves (values/positions) from the 'front-runner' (see also: clinton commercial).  

america 2007 is a kinky place. ask that sassy, gentle, SWORD SWINGING SEX FIEND up in seattle.  it is suiting that lost vegas would be the locale for the latest cerebral exchange of rhetoric, I MEAN ISSUES!!!

lost vegas: the city of bright lights and dark alleyways. long a breeding ground for punks, hawkers, tramps, and pimps.  WHO DISTRIBUTED THE TICKETS? someone in fishnet stalkings, i presume.

hmmm...
Diamonds vs. pearls?  dear hillary: you're the only thing shinning up there to me!  

Carvile + Gergan for objective, clear, and insightful post-debate analisis?  cant beat the fair and unbalanceness of it all. like turning to sean hanity for objective analysis of a bush speech? or hiring osama bin laden as chief of the NTSB.  we distort, you decide.

what does the Clinton News Network think??

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!! (running straight into the arms of uncle mitt and the brady bunch)

if you cant stand the heat, hire a bucket bergade flanx of corporate hacks to douse the kitchen with fire retardant.

imagine if sound effects were provided by pro-kuchinich brood.  bong rips, tambarine clashes, free tibet shouts...a more inspiring non-biased backdrop for what richard nixon called 'the great conversation of ideas'.  

imagine the questions at a pro-kuchinich 'debate'.

dear dennis: your wife is extreamly attractive, i was wondering if you really are an alien? or perhaps you have some alien anantomical 'gifts'??

dear dennis, i was wondering if you would like to respond to the charge that you are playing the alien card???

how many 99 year old aliens wait to shake your hand?  how about that terrestial ceiling??
 

I CAN UN-TIE ti-die AMERICA.  i am hillary clinton. and i apporved of this debate moderated by woofie sheland pony blizer and blitson, donner and conner and stupid ...

•  Medication.

  Did you remember to take it today?

  by godislove on Fri Nov 16, 2007 at 07:41:47 PM PDT

  •  Video overload

    by KnowVox on Fri Nov 16, 2007 at 08:54:31 PM PDT

•  I love me some Random Recipe Generator

  iceberg lettuce tart
  Serves 3
  You will need:

     * 70ml soy sauce
     * 4 spoons of mayonnaise
     * 30ml greek yogurt
     * 130g iceberg lettuce
     * 10g port

  Preparation:

     * pre-heat the oven to 650 C
     * barbeque the greek yogurt
     * bring the greek yogurt to the boil
     * flambe the greek yogurt
     * discard the greek yogurt
     * fry the port
     * discard the port
     * rinse the iceberg lettuce
     * toast the soy sauce
     * sift the spoons of mayonnaise
     * bake for 30 minutes and serve hot

  For more fun...go here... Refresh is the fine print in the header on the right...

  by SallyCat on Fri Nov 16, 2007 at 07:45:08 PM PDT

  •  Happily the Molten Fields Stopped

    Output of one of the first computer poetry generators I recall from the mid 60's or so. Teen years, I found it excruciatingly funny.

    I'm still trying to figure out what that recipe would leave me with though.

    Emeril Lagasse's page lolinated.

    by Gooserock on Fri Nov 16, 2007 at 07:51:07 PM PDT

•  My wife went out with

  her friends, and left me alone tonight.  So do you have any more of whatever you're smoking?  (and are you within driving distance of D/FW?)

  by cardinal on Fri Nov 16, 2007 at 07:46:04 PM PDT

•  11 Diaries No Comments

  Doesn't seem to like Hillary. I'm not so hot for her but I'd take a different approach, personally.

  by Gooserock on Fri Nov 16, 2007 at 07:46:14 PM PDT

  •  I sort of liked the tags! :)

    by mjd in florida on Fri Nov 16, 2007 at 07:55:07 PM PDT

    •  I just went

      back up and looked.  LOL

      by enough already on Fri Nov 16, 2007 at 08:25:45 PM PDT

      •  someone changed them

        they originally were ---tag. your it---

        by mjd in florida on Fri Nov 16, 2007 at 08:54:49 PM PDT

        •  Yes that's what I saw.

          Much funnier than the new tag.  Sheesh.

          by enough already on Fri Nov 16, 2007 at 09:06:56 PM PDT

  •  I don't think the folks ....

    in the control tower will allow a different approach.  Just sayin'.

    by emsprater on Fri Nov 16, 2007 at 07:55:57 PM PDT

•  Now that's funny

  I don't care who ya are, that there's funny!

  imagine if sound effects were provided by pro-kuchinich brood.  bong rips, tambarine clashes, free tibet shouts...a more inspiring non-biased backdrop for what richard nixon called 'the great conversation of ideas'.  

  by enough already on Fri Nov 16, 2007 at 07:50:59 PM PDT

•  Typical anti-Hilary diary

  With about the usual amount of substance.

  by DaleA on Fri Nov 16, 2007 at 07:51:17 PM PDT

  •  ah come on, you must admit

    this isn't typical ;-)

    by heartofblue on Fri Nov 16, 2007 at 08:38:52 PM PDT

    •  It isn'?

      It reads like all the others. It has the same grasp of facts like voting records. No different from the others. IMHO.

      by DaleA on Fri Nov 16, 2007 at 08:45:14 PM PDT

•  edscan, your soulmate has appeared

  email in profile?

  by hhex65 on Fri Nov 16, 2007 at 07:51:30 PM PDT

•  Damn, this looks like those emails I get

  all the time...You know the ones about natural male enhancement and stuff, that are trying to get past the spam filter?

  You send those emails, don't you?

  I'd know that writing anywhere...

  by Niniane on Fri Nov 16, 2007 at 08:05:22 PM PDT

  •  Mega D'yck?

    by rserven on Fri Nov 16, 2007 at 09:37:06 PM PDT

•  Personally, I prefer...

  Witchcraft, wicked witchcraft... and although I know it's strictly taboo.

  by BasharH on Fri Nov 16, 2007 at 08:15:27 PM PDT

  •  wicked witchcraft is more fun...

    by kredwyn on Fri Nov 16, 2007 at 08:54:00 PM PDT

•  um...

  so, does anyone know who

  ask that sassy, gentle, SWORD SWINGING SEX FIEND up in seattle.

  is referring to?

  by psilocynic on Fri Nov 16, 2007 at 08:15:56 PM PDT

  •  dan savage?

    just a guess

    by heartofblue on Fri Nov 16, 2007 at 08:41:08 PM PDT

    •  LOL

      by emsprater on Fri Nov 16, 2007 at 08:52:24 PM PDT

•  Translation:

  "My candidate didn't get rave reviews for his shitty performance despite my blind loyalty to him and the obvious superiority of my choice over the supporters of the leading candidate (who's leading because MORE PEOPLE support her than my candidate) and I'm not afraid to tell the world what a crybaby I am and resort to sexism to prove what a wonderful progressive I am."

  by PBJ Diddy on Fri Nov 16, 2007 at 08:18:20 PM PDT

•   . . .

  

  by Dreaming of Better Days on Fri Nov 16, 2007 at 08:27:14 PM PDT

•  Who is in charge of drinking

  and blogging violations this evening?

  by kredwyn on Fri Nov 16, 2007 at 08:37:35 PM PDT

  •  Uh-oh

    Did we forget to appoint a designated blogger before the evening got rolling?

    by TracieLynn on Fri Nov 16, 2007 at 10:24:25 PM PDT

    •  I think we may have...

      oh dear...that could be a problem.

      by kredwyn on Fri Nov 16, 2007 at 11:09:26 PM PDT

•  What a well written

  peice of shit.

  by LaEscapee on Fri Nov 16, 2007 at 08:41:25 PM PDT

•  I swear some people

  will vote in a poll, it's like a baseball field in Iowa build it and they will come.

  by LaEscapee on Fri Nov 16, 2007 at 08:44:36 PM PDT

  •  Strange video

    It just seems sort of wrong, seeing old guys doing a very young guy's song like that.

    Back in the day, the Knack seemed younger when they were even young. They were like a guilty pleasure back then but now more an anachronism of oddness, a timepiece of I don't know what.

    Very strange, thanks for the strange memory.

    by doinaheckuvanutjob on Fri Nov 16, 2007 at 11:30:16 PM PDT

  •  Cool song though

    n/t

    by doinaheckuvanutjob on Fri Nov 16, 2007 at 11:31:24 PM PDT

•  Oh shit

  Drunkenstein's monster!

  by daria g on Fri Nov 16, 2007 at 09:00:36 PM PDT

•  Hmmm...

  (running straight into the arms of uncle mitt and the brady bunch)

  Have fun?

  by kredwyn on Fri Nov 16, 2007 at 09:05:33 PM PDT

•  Can we ban

  drunk blogging?

  Honestly, was this written by Amy Winehouse?

  by Izarradar on Fri Nov 16, 2007 at 09:06:05 PM PDT

•  There is a link in my .sig file...

  ...to some deeper thought.  Of course, I could have linked to nearly anything for that, but maybe someone disgusted by this car wreck might want to read something that displayed some thought.

  by rserven on Fri Nov 16, 2007 at 09:12:03 PM PDT

•  THIS ELEPHANTITIS KNOWS HOW TO DO CNN !!

  Get effin' stewed !

  Blow, puff, E, and jay-dee.

  In moderation.

  BTW: speaking of which, it's "Steer Blitzer."

  Couldn't tell ?

  by vets74 on Mon Nov 19, 2007 at 09:58:14 AM PDT