(Inspired by Fundies in Colorado trying to give fertilized eggs the same rights as people.)
If every blastocyst is a person...
then there's one thing we must do.
We must require every woman capable of bearing children in America to report each month for a pregnancy test.
continued...
If a blastocyst is a person, we must take every possible step to ensure that every Blastocyst-Americans is protected.
This can only be achieved in one way.
Every woman capable of bearing children...
MUST be given a pregnancy test.
If a woman is found pregnant...
If a woman if found pregnant, then we are called upon as a civilized people to ensure the safety of the Blastocyst-Americans inside of said pregnant woman..
We must imprison every pregnant woman in America to ensure the well being of every Blastocyst-Americans.
Blastocyst Americans are people too.