Waterboardin' USA

Subtitled: "The ballad of Chuck and Di"
With apologies to the Beach Boys

If everybody had an ocean
Across the u.s.a.
Then everybody'd be waterboarding
Like californi-a
You'd seem em wearing their badges
Abu Graibh sandals too
A bushy bushy blonde hairdo
Waterboarding u.s.a.

(Yeah, unfortunately there's more.)

You'd catch em waterboarding at Gitmo
Havana county line
Diego Garcia and Bagram
Uzbeki's boiling
All the skin away
And down Gitmo way

Everybody's gone waterboarding
Waterboarding u.s.a.

We'll all be planning that route
We're gonna take real soon
We're practicing holding our breath
We cant wait for our turn
We'll all be gone forever
We're in a black hole to stay
Tell the teacher we're waterboarding
Waterboarding u.s.a.

Feinsteins and Schumers
All the GOP
Say waterboardings cool with them
For all the world to see

Everybody's gone waterboarding
waterboarding u.s.a.

•  Tips first

  Then you can work on the rest.

  by Timbuk3 on Fri Nov 02, 2007 at 06:05:57 PM PDT

•  A little ditty, about Chuck and Dianne...

  please, add your lyrics..

  by smartcookienyc on Fri Nov 02, 2007 at 06:18:42 PM PDT

  •  asdf

    oh yeah life goes on
    Long after the thrill of livin' is gone.

    Chucky say, "Hey Diane, let's run off 'hind a shady tree,
    Dribble off those Bobby Brooks slacks, let me do what I please.

    Long after the thrill of livin is gone. They walk on.

    by Timbuk3 on Fri Nov 02, 2007 at 06:22:17 PM PDT

  •  They hate us because we torture

    Little ditty about chuck and diane
    Two american kids growin up in the heartland
    Chuckie's gonna be a torture star
    Diane debutante water carrier of chuckie's pour

    Suckin down water on the waterboard
    Diane sittin on some kid's chest
    Hes got his lungs fulla water
    Chucckie say, hey diane lets run off
    Behind a shady tree
    Dribble off those bobby brooks
    This guy's dead anyway
    And chuckie say a

    Chorus:
    Oh yeah torture goes on
    Long after the thrill of torturin is gone
    Oh yeah torture goes on
    Long after the thrill of torturin is gone
    they torture on

    Chuckie sits back reflects his thoughts for a moment
    Scratches his head and does his best jack bauer
    Well you know diane we oughtta run off to Gitmo
    Diane says, baby you aint missin' no-thing
    Chuckie say a

    Chorus

    Gonna let it rock
    Make it cold
    Let the Bible belt come down
    And save my soul
    Hold on to torture as lang as you can
    Changes comin round real soon
    Make us targets again

    Little ditty about chuck and diane
    Two american kids torturin the best they can

    by Timbuk3 on Sat Nov 03, 2007 at 06:17:13 AM PDT

•  There Were These Boys

  They showed up at a party off campus. They were wearing fucking surfer shirts...

  Like, Dudes, don't you know there's a war going on?

  1968. What can I say, they brought the dope but hey, they didn't get laid.

  by Empower Ink on Fri Nov 02, 2007 at 07:19:28 PM PDT

•  People sure like those old Beach Boy tunes

  between this and Bomb Bomb Iran we're sure seeeing a bunch of political "sampling"

  What did Brian Wilson do to deserve this?

  by exlrrp on Fri Nov 02, 2007 at 08:48:59 PM PDT