“Bless the Maker and his water. Bless his coming and his going. May his passing cleanse the world."
You know, humans can visualize pretty much anything as a god. Worms, wind, small furry animals, invisible guys with invisible long white beards. They'll fight for their ideas of gods, kill for them, torture for them.
It's truly amazing how much inviolate, ominipotent, omnicient gods need defending by people with barely two sticks to rub together.
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Mohammed the Teddy Bear
(CNN) -- Sudan has arrested a British teacher for insulting faith and religion, the British Foreign Office said Monday.
Gillian Gibbons, 54, is being held by police in Sudan's capital, Khartoum, and has not been charged, British officials said.
Numerous media reports say Gibbons was arrested after allowing her class of 7-year-olds to name a teddy bear "Mohammed."
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You have got to be kidding... Please, if religion is this stupid then maybe we should actually make the Teddy Bear the next Prophet and just skip the next dozen steps in the stupidity index.
"Unity director Robert Boulos told Reuters news agency that Gibbons was arrested Sunday at her home on school grounds after a number of parents made a complaint to Sudan's Ministry of Education.
He said she had since been charged with "blasphemy," an offense he said was punishable with up to three months in prison and a fine, Reuters.com reported."
All I can say is there is only ONE GOD, sir. Praise the FSM and his Noodly Appendages. Praise his coming and going. Praise the Great Pasta, may he clease the world!
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