Does Bush Daydream?
Tue Dec 11, 2007 at 10:10:01 PM PDT
Yea, I know what you're thinking. He is too stupid to day dream. He is so stupid, that perhaps when he drifts off looking out the window of a helicopter surveying the thousands of homes destroyed in New Orleans, what he really is daydreaming about is getting back to Crawford to finish clearing all that nasty brush on his rambling man estate.
But, hey, he's the guy American's elected cause they wanted to have a beer with him, so I say, hell, let me just try to imagine that he's just another good old boy, and that he has his little moments of, how he "wished things were"...
Or what we might as well call:
Not Very Deep Thoughts........
Wonder if his day dreams go something like this:
. Yea, its two months before I leave the White House, and little does the American people know that tonight, I will go on television to announce to the entire world that Osama Bin Lauden has surrendered to me. Wonder if I should go ahead and wear my Mission Accomplished uniform again, on second thought I think I'll do my cowboy clothes, with a pair of chaps on holding my chainsaw...yea...that's better.
. Yea, if only we could taz Cheney in his sleep, get him out of the picture then Condeee could come in, and zap, there you go America, A Woman, A Black, and a God Fearing Republican for President. Like to see the Democrats eat that one for breakfast...snicker, snicker, snicker.
. That damned Putin, to think I looked deeply into his soul, and all the time he was playing footsie with Iran behind my back. Iran is like one of those ugly rich Texas girls, no one wants to dance with her, but everyone has to stand in line anyway. Don't matter, we're going to toast them anyway, and if we don't we'll just get Israel to do it, and do the old, "Oh, how could you do such a thing when we weren't even notified."
. I wonder if Dana Perino would be available for the Supreme Court, in case one of them kicks off before I leave office. She's doing a heck of a job, and easy on the eyes...yea, hell she's as smart as me, she'd do great.
. I'm thinking we need as easy win here, something close to home, something that would really give me that final leap into a real "home run hit"...yea, its about time to take Cuba back. Make a note: Give Guiliana a call and ask him if any of his boys in New York or Vegas could help me out on this one. Yeah, Cuba...it belongs to us anyway...Hasta La Vista Castro. Betcha Alberto Gonzales would be a great Senator from the 51st State. We need a lot more room down there anyway, for all our new prisoners that will be coming in from Iran. Better get her done George, times a wastin....
. Jenna wants to marry that idiot boy that used to work for Rove here in the White House. Shit I hate parties like that. Everybody drinking, Laura giving me the evil eye making sure I don't sneak a drink or go off and slug someone. Looks like I'm going to have to give into the idea, or Mr. Pepe ain't gonna get any from Laura till hell freezes over. They didn't like my idea of a Texas Style Rodeo Barbecue out near the Rose Garden. I really wanted to wear my new Rodeo clothes. Shit, I don't think I can smile for 3 hours straight listening to Jenna whine all night. I'd rather go to Larry Craig and Barney Franks wedding then have to put up with Laura and her evil eye on me.
Yes Folks, I have a feeling that these may indeed be some of Bush's Not So Very Deep Thoughts....
Badabing
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