I'm Pathetic And So Are You!

Here I am, on Christmas Day, sitting in my bedroom on my laptop, pressing the refresh button 800 times a day while I try to find the newest recommended diary or front page post.

What the hell am I doing here?  Hell, what are we doing here?  We could be spending time with our family, playing with our brand new toys, or if we don't celebrate Christmas, getting some really good Chinese food and curling up to a good movie.

But no, we're on the blogs!  Yes, people, we are pathetic!  Of all the ways we could be spending Christmas, we picked this.

But hell, since it's Christmas, I've included some great entertainment for us blog addicts.  Since YouTube is the staple of our visual entertainment anyway, I've provided some videos below.

First up is one of my personal favorites: Gunnery Sgt. Hartman singing Happy Birthday to Jesus:

Jesus is showing how much it must suck to have your birthday on Christmas:

Santa Claus teaches Batman the true meaning of Christmas:

No Christmas would be complete without the Grinch song:

Someone had to do a lot of drinking to pull this off:

And since we absolutely have to be involved in politics today, here's Merry Xmas From Iraq and Christmas in Fallujah:

Have a Merry Whatever-You-Celebrate.:)  And take the rest of the day off.  If anyone says anything, tell them I said it's alright:).

•  How pathetic is it...

  To post a tip jar on Xmas:)?

  Oh well, have a Merry one, anyway.:)

  by djtyg on Tue Dec 25, 2007 at 03:30:56 PM PDT

  •  Speak For Yourself! Xmas, Is Just Pure Crap!

    by leonard145b on Tue Dec 25, 2007 at 03:49:39 PM PDT

    •  Get off your heathen ass and celebrate!

      by djtyg on Tue Dec 25, 2007 at 04:34:47 PM PDT

      •  Mr/Ms Garrison, In His/Her Relatively Sane Days!

        Priceless!

        by leonard145b on Tue Dec 25, 2007 at 04:40:18 PM PDT

•  Consider yourself lucky.

  I have family in the other room, and I'm finding myself envying in you.

  by burrow owl on Tue Dec 25, 2007 at 03:54:25 PM PDT

  •  That bad, huh?

    by djtyg on Tue Dec 25, 2007 at 03:58:07 PM PDT

    •  It's over. For 364 days, anyway.

      I'm blessed with pretty darn decent in-laws, but it's still always a little stressful.  Really, all I want to do on the days off is hang out with the life partner, drink more than is responsible, and crack jokes.  But family intervenes and ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

      by burrow owl on Tue Dec 25, 2007 at 07:35:55 PM PDT

•  I've never suggested

  that I would be here if I had a life.

  by A Handsome Man on Tue Dec 25, 2007 at 04:36:44 PM PDT

•  Hi djtyg

  A merry one to ya.

  by Cordelia Lear on Tue Dec 25, 2007 at 04:56:39 PM PDT

•  i don't mind being pathetic....

  as long as i know that there is someone who will always be more pathetic than any of us:
  
  larger version

  by nonnie9999 on Tue Dec 25, 2007 at 05:13:19 PM PDT

•  How does one refresh?

  I splash a little cold water on my face and maybe pat my pits with baby powder.

  by ZappoDave on Tue Dec 25, 2007 at 06:33:38 PM PDT

•  Gravel and the boys over at RedState Update

  by ZappoDave on Tue Dec 25, 2007 at 06:35:45 PM PDT

  •  is that actually Mike Gravel??? OMG!!!

    "that was damn weird" doesn;t even begin to cover it!

    by TrueBlueMajority on Wed Dec 26, 2007 at 07:11:55 AM PDT