Ten Things I've learned already in 2005:
(1) I'd rather live without a toilet than with a dead computer.
(2) You can spend a lot of money at CompUSA very quickly.
(a) Every time you go into CompUSA to check on the status of your computer or bring them disks necessary for the repair, you spend more money.
(b) They know this.
(3) Alcohol and Fireworks Don't Mix.
(4) No, really, don't ask.
(5) If and I'm just saying if someone were to say, get a serious burn on one hand from something rather like (3) but more attributable to a faulty fuse on a firecracker, Oxycodone is Your Friend.
(6) Don't wanna go back to work tomorrow.
(7) My dripping bathroom tap happily plipplopping water into my mostly-clogged sink sounds like some sort of expensive feng shui peaceful zenlike water device.
(8) So I got free feng shui! Yay!
(9) Considering how much I spent at CompUSA, that's a good thing
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(10) I'd rather hear about your first 3 days of 2005.
So, talk.