Today, with less than a month to go, the Hillary campaign will finally wheel out the huge, smoking cannon it has been sitting on for months.
The shocking details that will fundamentally alter the shape of the Democratic Primary are below the fold.
I have it on good authority that the Clinton campaign is about to release a absolutely shocking and devastating press release on Obama.
The story begins back in September, when Michelle was interviewed by Glamour magazine.
In an interview with Glamour, Michelle Obama says, referring to her daughters, "We have this ritual in the morning. They come in my bed, and Dad isn't there - because he's too snore-y and stinky
There you have it folks. Clinton will hold a press conference at 3PM (CDT) in Ames, Iowa, to announce that she has confirmed the long suspected secret: Barack Obama's initials, B.O., are the same as the dreaded condition Body Odor.
Yes, as a proud Obama supporter, I am appalled by this shocking turn of events. How could we ever support a candidate who could be mistaken for the dread BODY ODOR.
But wait, it could get worse. There is a rumor that a high school friend of Obama's, Tommy Miller, will announce later today that after a game of pick up basketball in high school, he told "Barry" that he should take a shower before they went for pizza. Barry refused, hence proving true the long alleged conspiracy that Barry Obama was planning, even then, on stinking.
Yes folks, it's a sad day to be a progressive.
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