America Falling Behind In Sciences
Thu Feb 15, 2007 at 08:24:09 AM PDT
I keep hearing and reading in the news: "American Students Falling Behind In Physical Sciences". Tired of reading and hearing this over and over again, I had to do something. So I went about to determine the truth, and what follows below is what I discovered.
So, is it true that Americans have been falling behind in Physical Sciences? Yes. But, physical sciences are not the only thing that Americans of today have been falling behind. They are also poor in Geography. In fact, if there’s any subject that the Americans were never good at, it was Geography. For example: Christopher Columbus, the very first American ever, was miserable in his geographical knowledge.
Even in his deathbed, Columbus refused to believe that he had actually discovered America. Not because of Oh-My-God-I-Can’t-Believe-I-Discovered-America feeling, but because he kept insisting that he had actually discovered India. He was so much confident about discovering India that he called the local Native Americans with a new name: Indians.
What else is America falling behind in? Take a guess. That’s fine, I’ll tell you. It’s Moral Science. America, as a whole today, gets a ‘D’ when it comes to Moral Science. The President keeps lying about every single issue, Senator George Allen calls some Indian American kid "macaca", and Senator Foley exchanges sexual e-mails with underage boys. I could go on about Abu Ghraib, Haditha, and Jack Abramoff’s 485 clients inside the White House, but I won’t.
So you see, America is not doing well in Moral Science. The only good thing going on for America is that it is still not the last student in the class. The Vatican maintains an ‘F’ in the class, so far, because it got "zero" in the only exam of the semester titled "How to Respect Your Fellow Religions".
The President wants to redefine the Geneva Convention so that he could torture people, as if the Geneva Conventions have stopped him from doing it so far. And this brings us to the topic of Americans also falling behind in their History knowledge.
Remember how soldiers and POWs used to be captured, tortured, and killed? For example: during WW II, more than 80 American POWs were killed by German troops in a Belgian town called Malmedy. Ask Poland if it’s okay to torture and kill POWs? Poland lost more than half its population in Hitler’s concentration camps. Incidents like those made people to come up with the Geneva Convention. So that it could not happen again.
America currently has its soldiers in many places of the world. Can you imagine them being captured and killed? The Geneva Convention does its best to protect them from being tortured and killed. Today the President of United States wants to "redefine" torture in the Geneva Convention. Don’t you think our enemies will want to redefine it their own way when they capture our soldiers?
We all know history repeats itself, but we should try not to let that happen. And America, today, is trying—but in the wrong direction, because we seem to have forgotten History.
Now, many of you may want to go back to the original question and ask, "But when do you truly know that rest of the world is leaving America behind in the physical sciences?" You know that when the David(s) from Afghanistan and Iraq fight back against the mighty Goliath that is America, with equal, if not extra, vigor. From the evidence that I see, those Afghanis and Iraqis seem to have a good grasp of Newton’s Third Principle: "Every action has equal and opposite reaction".
Although the President went to war based on the same principle, looking at the current scenario, it seems, he understood "physique" when somebody suggested him to improve his Physics. That’s why he’s in his ranch all the time—shoveling and axing his way through. Improving your "physique" knowledge, eh, Mr. President?
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I wrote this as a column for my college newspaper. Since I am not an American, the editors labeled me anti-American. However, to their credit, they did publish this piece, though.
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